While the Book Nook was in the process of adding a variety of rather feminine notebooks to their shelves, a peculiar phenomenon occurred. A miniscule creature in equally miniscule wizarding attire stumbled from one of the boxes, attempting fruitlessly to hex a nearby employee.
The Minions Market has agreed to take the creature, and assures any wanton buyers that this minion, the Wizzurd, is perfectly harmless and only able to shoot colorful showers of sparks from his oak wand.
?How dare you! I am a frightening sorcerer!?
I haven't seen one in the shop, user shops, auctions or trades. It looks like I was right in wondering if the Wizzurd is just another joke item.