Free Gift: Woodrow

Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.

What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chronic
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Elwood suddenly looks like Beethoven with the clothing / wardrobe glitch.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amalia
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LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Band
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I bet Elwood was great at the fishing game we had during the zombie plot. In fact, one could say he was a master baiter!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tigtorres
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I read that post and could not stop cracking up!! Too funny

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by unamoosed
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This entire News post is an Epic Win :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cityboundmew
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Oh my. ROFL. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SUPER
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I get this feeling that he isn't only talking about wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rhino_loupe
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Good thing he's got enough 'wood to go around.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sun_938
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Rofl wow.xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Foolkillersfancy
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It's Log, It's Log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood! It's Log, It's Log, It's better than bad, It's good! Everyone loves a log...no, wait that was last year! Thanks for the laughs, Subeta!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aymeric
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Elwood I love you and all but do you really have to make phallic jokes? :B

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cybertron
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wooo yeah handle dat wood!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CityPopFerret
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Oh yeah, polish that wood xP

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lesley
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That's what she said.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ritual
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Subtle :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Grub
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Oh my god I was thinking the exact same thing. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mythology
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That game allows for just an endless stream of jokes, period

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LexAeternal
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Wood jokes never get old. This makes me want to play Settlers of Catan. That game allows for an endless stream of wood receiving jokes. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by bulleta
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wow, judging from the comments you guys sure love lumber

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AppleCraze
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... My wood is bigger than yours. ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by AppleCraze
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... My wood is bigger than yours. ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MajorVariola_152
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A nice gift from Subeta but I get my morning wood like clockwork every morning-and have my seasoned wood given to me by beautiful ladies in an everlasting supply so......

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SleepyDryad
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I got my wood last night before I went to bed. >:3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Akio
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There's no clean way to read that, is there? O_o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by zwitter
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I wish we got your wood more than once a year.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Swizzle
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ELWOOD I LOVE YOU

he is the best april 1st prank ever

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Farmer
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Woodrow is a such a cute little thing!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpoonyBard
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I bet Elwood is best friends with the genie with a dirty mind. DUDE, quit grabbing my wood! Hehehehehe~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amy
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Please handle my wood. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saga
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Nice wood ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KB02
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._.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Everdeen
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WOOD. YUMMY.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fray
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lin
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I can handle your wood anytime, Elwood. :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pennywise
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I was not expecting to come across this today. I love it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lecter_347
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guys i need help with polishing my wood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by creep
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Oh, this is more than perfect. lololololololololol ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sheirah7
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I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.

O_O gigglesnort i love being immature

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sugar
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Ah, Subeta. You crack me up

HAppy Elwood Day everybody (:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bren
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ROTFLMAO... What else can I say???? :P Happy Elwood Day!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alicia
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I love Elwood ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Silverfish
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Ah, Elwood. Was waiting for this! :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SpoonyBard
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Cake for the world, wood for me! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kumo
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D'aawh. It's a shame I don't have any wood; if I did though, I'd let you handle them all you want, Elwood. c: ...Can I handle yours, though? :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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We've missed you Elwood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MoonKnight
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I love it when he gives me wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyocera
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Hahaha. Oh subeta you are naughty ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chansey
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This is too funny haha XD Elwood Day everybody!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sparrow
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Oooohhh Mokujin from Tekken c: lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bokuto
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lol xD

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