Free Gift: Woodrow

Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.

What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Corvid_284
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Lol, omg Subeta. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chou
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We always need more wood!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Zim_535
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Thank you very much, i always wanted a little man to handle my wood

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by angie
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...how did you know I needed help with my wood? ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ariemerus
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LOL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nova
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God I love Elwood day. Always something great. I was going to say something about needing more good Elwood type comedy.. but no matter what I wrote it just sounded wrong. :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nail
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elwood was my favourite npc when i joined

funfact of the day!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ashleigh
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J:LKSDFJ The description makes me laugh.

Happy Elwood day! C:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anica-Starbell
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What a great way to start the day. Subeta, thank you for making my whole week a little brighter :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Elric
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Happy Elwood day. (;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Penemuel
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sporfle

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Remmi
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haha lol at that description :))

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Doe
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A little wood for everyone! Yay! :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by johnathan
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I LOVE YOU SUBETA. It's not every day a pet site gives me wood. THANK YOU! ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Buffy
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❤ My favorite Subeta Holiday ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkyWolfAlpha
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PFFF---- HAHAHAHA. I love you guys. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CastlesInTheSky
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thanks for the 100 sP =)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Asrodeia
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ha. I was wondering what Subeta did for April Fool's day. So, it's Elwood Day, is it?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tokkida
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I love this so much.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Psychedelia
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heeeeee. 'giggle giggle giggle'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Seoni
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Another fine day dedicated to the proper care of one's wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Glacier
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Elwood and Matlal should join forces.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bingo
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Oh god. I feel the worst for finally getting all the jokes now, lololol. I need my innocence backkkk

But damn, how I missed seeing Elwood around! xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiraikage
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you can never go wrong with a little bit of wood every day

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by sick
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Oh, Elwood. Oh you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Elwynn
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GIGGLESNORT

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Serena922003
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Oh thank goodness. I needed some wood.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Garnet
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Little bit? Please. I've got a LOT of wood here. Plenty of wood to go around. ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Xuanmeng
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I've been polishing my wood daily since your effort last year to promote wood awareness. It's really paid off - now my wood is always firm and lustrous, and my guests are always envious when I show it off to them!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NowhereKid
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XD i can not stop laughing.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by draithypie
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Might want to be careful, though... I've heard that people who handle too much wood have been known to go blind.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Loveydove
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Oh Lord... XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by draithypie
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No end of love for Elwood Day. Love. It.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Frode
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Wow. elwood....you are a naughty....little......

dirty news FTW.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by HERO
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He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own.

... LOOOOOOOOOL.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by _blackwolf_2009_
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The dirtiest news post I seen yet.... -lol-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Inknote
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oh god I love elwood day XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Medli
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I think I'm the only one who doesn't find humor in this. :'F

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Doodle
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Elwood can handle my wood any day. ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by majaha
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Oh, Elwood I <3 U! If you need help handling your wood I "wood" be happy to oblige ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RaveEchidna
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Careful when handling too much wood it can make your hands tired.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cacaro
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YaY! :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by what
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Aww what a cute little wood. c:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Blu
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LOL. This guy! :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alewiina
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Oh my.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VALHALLA
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He knows how to handle wood

I bet he does.. ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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This is a near-perfect minion for one of my pets.

Also: Elwood. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gloomy
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YES! Elwood day! Best NPC ever. We handle our El Wood with much care, no worries. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by pax
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Happy Elwood Day! Oh my gooooddddd xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

"and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own." djfhgsjdhfjhdfjhdfjh dying dying dying DYIIIINGGGG.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by horcrux
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Never change, Elwood.

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