Free Gift: Woodrow

Has it really been a whole year since the last Elwood Day? Hopefully everyone has been keeping up with their wood maintenance. Nothing is as important for wood as being handled often and well.

What's that you say? You're not a wood expert? Don't worry, Elwood has the solution for you. Little Woodrow here is a wood master. He knows how to handle wood, and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own. I bet you could even give him to a pet if they need their wood handled by an expert.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SevernZared
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Bwuh? Genius!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kuron
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oh my god..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Squirt
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Oh Elwood, never change.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Keeper_of_the_triforce
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I'm torn between facepalming and giggling. orz

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anasazi
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Happy Elwood Day ;D LMFAO ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kendra
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Elwood day is my favorite day.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Verisimilitude
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-madly giggles- This was meant to be read by a person with their mind in the gutter. The deepest, dirtiest gutter known to mankind. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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Perfect.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by mmmh81
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oh how i love wood!! i love this guy! and his wood posts!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Capybara
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Ahh, this is so awesome. Happy Elwood Day everybody.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ali_969
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heh. wood. happy elwood day~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Francine
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Happy Elwood day :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yokies
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/dying xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by harel
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Have I told you lately that I love you and that you need to show your face more often bro.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by demon
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TAKE ME AND MY WOOD, ELWOOD.

MY WOOD IS FOR YOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hatchuu
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/Snickers in corner Happy Elwood Day!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wolfism
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lol. wood. -guttermind-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Witty
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Happy Elwood day!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by rose
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One of the reasons why I love you, Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ladyarah
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OMG how could I forget Elwood Day?!?! I feel like such a failure. Happy Elwood Day, Love, someday you'll get the recognition you deserve!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chronic
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snrk. Insert immature penis joke here.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by operationivy
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I love this item so much. Happy Elwood Day~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SparkieSharkie
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ELWOOD. I LOVE YOU ;u; please have your face be shown more often <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by vvitch
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'and you can no doubt see that he has a little wood of his own.' -giggles maniacally-

Happy Elwood Day B)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Karissa
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Happy Elwood Day!!! Is it just me but my mind went to a dirty place while reading this 😊

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by WyvernsFire
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happy Elwood day

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by London
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Literally had me rolling. Too funny!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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Epic.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by hungarian-dancer
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Ah, what a cutie! Thank you, Elwood~

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Caterpillar
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Thanks for the little wooden pal! I'm sure it'll keep all my wood nice and polished.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LilyValentine
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snerk funny

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadow
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Haha I still have my ample supply of El Wood. ~Kai

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mandy
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Aw it's so cute! Happy Elwood day ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Joshua
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HAPPY ELWOOD DAY!

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