Token Shop: Slow Dog



This is a slow dog, and that\'s not hyperbole. You can find it in the token shop!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NekoFace
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HYPERBOLEANDAHALF SUHWEEEEEET

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Epiphany_263
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I love Hyperbole and a Half. Her stories about her dogs crack me up.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyphoscoliosis
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DEAR SUBETA, OH MY FUCKING GOD. YOU MAKE MY LIFE COMPLETE. Dat hoe better be a member of Subeta. She gon' get raeped.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by historic
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YES. JUST. YES. SUBETA I LOVE YOU 4 MILLION TIMES.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RoxyWolf
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Eeeh, Hyperbole and a Half! /Loves on

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ashalilly
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Does this mean she is a member here?? I fucking love that girl.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aysina
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ohmygosh I didn't know anyone here loved hyperbole as much as I do ;o

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lutetium
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I see what you did there. Yeah well I don't think Allie would do the same thing as 4chan did.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by autumnleaves
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aha I love this blog! I knew it instantly.

And to those complaining, I'm in the US, and I have missed every TS restock for the past two months. So.. it's not just you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by johanhdrent
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They only released it once today, and of course again at a time that people outside the USA are sleeping (3.00 in the night) So we get no opportunity to get it. THANKS for it

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kudzu
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OH MY GOSH. HYPERBOLE AND A HALF. I WISH I DIDN'T MISS THIS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bleu.The.Noose.
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Ohgodohgodohgodohgod <3 THAT. Is amazing!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by KadoTheCat
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OMG IT's SIMPLE DOG! Wwwwwaaaaaaaant. Eeeeeeeee!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Spatial
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Please restock more! That's my favorite webcomic evar! D: throws wiz tokens at screen PLEASE!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mekiko
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Best item EVER love that blog so much. This made my day haha. GENIUS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Juvenile
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the best

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Seirei
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SUBETA, I LOVE YOU. Every time I see an item as wonderful as this one, I wish it were possible to marry a website.

Not really but I still love you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaitlyn
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Lol omg, I love that I know what that is referencing. ;D SUper cute and made me laugh! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by melaka
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thank you so much for this item. i love that blog, especially the dog stuff.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by autumnaleclipse
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I love all your references subeta..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by inmyprayers1
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I miss so many of the token shop things because of not being able to be on later in the day. Not much happens in here in the morning hours. I will just have to keep hoping one day.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Amane
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I'm pretty sure this is the best thing ever, oh my GOD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aerynn
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hahah :D this, I love.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jenni
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HYPERBOLE! One of my bookmarks! :]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saturnine
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:D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dream
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I love it! I love Hyperbole and a half :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Soph
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CAREFUL THAT ALLIE DOESN'T HACK THE SITE FOR NO REASON

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fray
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I don't know the thing that this is from, but it's adorable! :D I always miss the good token shop stuff! xDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Day
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Ahhh Hyperbole and a Half :D This just made my day!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Megan_799
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CLEAN ALL THE THINGS? D8

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rex_974
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JHASHDF I LOVE HYPERBOLE AND A HALFFFF

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ewok
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Am I the only person who doesn't get the refference?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GothicElfLover
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Oh...YES!! I love that blog! And slow dog!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Apocynthion
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Oh my gosh. The day I'm away from the comp, you guys release an item that I get the reference right off. I /love/ this dog an the blog it came from. You guys are getting epic in your references. X3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thunder
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OH MY LORD I WANT IT SO BAD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gambino
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I LOVE HYPERBOLE! I'm incredibly peeved that I missed this. >_>

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Expressions
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OMG.

NEED THIS.

I LOVE THAT BLOG SO MUCH AND SLOW DOG'S ANTICS ARE MY ABSOLUTE FAVE.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tegu
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favorite blog, ever. mmm ❤️.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Callais
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MY HAPPINESS CANNOT BE DESCRIBED.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Azriel
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THIS. IS. AWESOME.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Snape
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I need this so so bad!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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Oh my god I need this dog. NEED IT.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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Oh my god I need this dog. NEED IT.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by octochan
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augh, missed simple dog!! can I get an alot?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Auror
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Now we just need helper dog!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mudkip
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Clean ALL the things!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ireland_Lover
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Lol I sure do hope you do Spahghetti Nadle

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Arlowa
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Wish list updated!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Pirouette
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Hahahahaa, awh. I want him. He r wild animal. =]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by adakie
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Awesome! Do want!

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