Token Shop: Slow Dog



This is a slow dog, and that\'s not hyperbole. You can find it in the token shop!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by peacock
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OH MY GOSH THANK YOU FOR THIS. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chlorr
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AUUUGHHH SIMPLE DOG AND I MISSED IT!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Qingge
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jdnkjndakjcnc yes

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ChainsawSally
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Awww, Simple Dog! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Oovie
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<3 <3 I LOVE HYPERBOLE AND A HALF! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by amarinth
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The only cultural reference that could make this more magnificent is if there's a Helper Dog and Spaghatta Nadle minion incoming. As it is, the awesome of this update nearly broke the internet.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Penguinhoarder
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LMAO! ❤️ Oh god I love hyperbole and a half. Thank you guys. XDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by blooming
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omg omg omg omg omg <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Metalman
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Darn, missed it!
XD But it's so awesome because I caught the reference to Hyperbole and a Half immediately. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SkimbleAndMimsy
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Silly wedding to go to getting in the way of RSing this!!! I love this ALOT!! :D :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaneki
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THOUGHT APPROACHING.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Starfleet
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I don't get it. But okay.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Florrosada12
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I LOVE HYPERBOLE AND A HALF THANK YOU KEITH!!!!! also I'm sure you already know but YAAAYYY SHES WRITING A BOOK!!! WAIT what if Allie has a subeta profile?!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Twisted_Pretzel
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am wild animal 8)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by missatralissa
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Whoa, a Hyperbole and a Half item! I'm quite shocked!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rarity
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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

YAY FOR THIS!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Straywillow
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Yeah! Actually got something from the token shop!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mindi
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Yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Joshua
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LOL. SLOW DOG IS FUNNEH!

WE ALL AM WILD ANIMALS! 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mudkip
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HOLY CRAP I LOVE SUBETA 8 MILLION TIMES MORE NOW.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nebula
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missed it!

I recognized the dog right away

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by oki
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my saturday sucked donkey balls but slow dog makes everything better. ;w;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ansreath
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This is serious win, that is all. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Petcollector
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If I get one, I'm naming it Subie. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Doglet
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Lol, a reference to something and I get it! Wonders will never cease!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Secret
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OMG! I love Slow Dog! I can't believe I missed her. :C

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SHANK
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I LOVE THIS OMG.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Usu
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I literally shouted when I saw this. SUBETA I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU ALOT. <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Gyz
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:'[

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nihilistic
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awwwh, that's awesome! i love hyperbole and a half. ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by johnathan
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NICE. Love that comic :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PoeticEnigma
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OH MY GOD WHY DID IT RESTOCK WHILE I WAS AT WORK?!? sobs I'm a huge Hyperbole and a half fan :D Simple Dog is my dog's long lost twin! haha

I'm totes buying this if i dont catch a RS

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Disturbance
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Hahaha! I love that blog! Such a win item :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shannwich
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Hyperbole and a Half. Gotta love it. http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2011/04/wild-animal-simple-dog-goes-for-joy.html

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sugar
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missed it :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bison
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Oh god so much win. XDDD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Greg
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Aaaaand I missed it u.u'

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Affirmation
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loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee alot.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Starmates
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Wow, I feel slow.. this is obviously a reference to something and I have no idea what it is.. anyone feel like commenting me and letting me know? ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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HYPERBOLE AND A HALF 8D

Life. Made.

Everyone who hasn't heard of this yet, go here. You will cry with laughter.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by riddikulus
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Subeta, you never cease to amuse me <3

Wish I didn't miss the restock for this one XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by lurk
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I like this....ALOT. /sunglasses

Truly though, awesome reference! Nabbed it right away.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DreamAvenue
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Hyperbole and a half! I love you Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Arya_784
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I love you Subeta. So much. Again.

You keep surprising me with the awesome stuff that you give nods to. And with that said:

"I MADE FOOD! I'M MAGICAL!" :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chrissy_169
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You have given Dog a Slow Dog!

I LOVE IT. ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CheoKiiLuv
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this is wonderful. thank you subeta, for being so freaking awesome as always. hyperbole and a half is my other internet love, so combining my internet loves makes me a very happy person.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kendra
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Best ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kirsty
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O_o i was reading this just earlier today. Timing (y)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Damon
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:D Epic!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Byrus
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Don't get the reference, but I'm happy I nabbed one.

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