Token Shop: Slow Dog



This is a slow dog, and that\'s not hyperbole. You can find it in the token shop!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Piraiya
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OMIGOSH I'M SO GLAD I GOT IT

squee! I love Hyperbole and a Half :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ooh
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ahahaha best ever <3333

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tris
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GREATEST ITEM ON THE SITE EVAR OMGGGG I'M LOVE LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kisrah
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laughing so hard I had to look up what this was from (then remembered the blog for the "Alot" x3). Funniest thing I've read in a while. Poor dog! x'D

Thanks for the laugh, and the cute new item! <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by cartel
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best TS item EVAR :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Marine
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OH GOD. THIS IS AMAZING. AFFSDFSDF

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by revolver
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Awwww <3 it reminds me of my dog!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Dweezy
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Ahahaaha, now I want to go back and read all the entries again. FUNNY.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LizBlackDog
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awwww AWESOME SLOW DOG ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by atechu
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*reminds

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiraikage
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I love hyperboleandahalf! gosh this needs to become wearable

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by atechu
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this makes me want to cry :C it remind me of one of my dogs, may she rest in peace.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Hypospray
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Awesome! :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Keith
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If you're looking for some background here you go :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Garyx
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AHHH! I love this! I have slow dog as my FB profile picture right now. XD flails happily that she got the item @--(--

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rii
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ZOMG. Hyperbole and a half! Subeta gains +8 awesome!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kiraikage
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I love hyperboleandahalf! gosh this needs to become wearable

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mama_Diana
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slow and fugly

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by texas
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i don't get it either. i still bought one, though. :B

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by enid
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...omgomg this is fabulous.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Liore
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Oh dear GOD I love this. ;u; Who drew this?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Delphi
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I don't get it. I guess I'm just not awesome enough.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by StarShadow
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I don't get it. But bought one anyway. To sell I guess.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aurora
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Oh god Hyperbole and a Half. This is the first Token Shop item I have bought in ages. I love you, Subeta. I love you alot.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sasha
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Poor dog. XD This is soo cute. ^^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bandersnatch
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MAGICALLY WIZARD CUP.

HOW DOES IT DO IT!?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Megido
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YES YES YES! Best reference item ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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omgomgogmogmg :'D hyperbole and a half ahahhaah SUBETA I LOVE YOU

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nonchalant
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Hyperbole and a half, huh? Well, its a cute item and counts towards the achievement, so rock on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Merlin_527
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Haha, this is just cute. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sydney
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Awesome Thanks!!!!! FYI did everyone noticed Keith's HA???? How cute!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by boone
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awwww yeeaaah. Thank you, Subeta!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Flight
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Oh god it's slow dog hahaha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Andrea
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Bwaaaaahahaha! I'm loving this minion so hard already. Best reference evvverrr!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by azkaban
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SLOOOOOOOW DOG ILY.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by azkaban
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SLOOOOOOOW DOG ILY.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by horcrux
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hyperbole and a half a;sdlfhofuho I LOVE YOU GUYS.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Professah
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SIMPLE DOG 8D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Snowflake
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cute :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PADFOOT_613
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Looks like my sister's dog... Who is the stupidest dog ever.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fashionista
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Haha, its kinda cute. Have fun with it everybody else.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Arctic
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lol, that's just awesome

You win, Subeta. You win. :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by haunt_869
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this site cannot get any more awesome.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Howesha
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I have a couple of those in rl.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CakeMoose
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AAAAaaahhhhhh!!!!! XD I love Hyperbole and a Half!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cassadaga
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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Moll
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Awww I LOVE hyperbole and a half!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Timid
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Oh. My. Spock. This makes me happy in a way that I can not properly express. So I shall mash keys. LKASDLFKJASDLFKJASDFL -foams-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Abysmal
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I LOVE YOU SUBETA! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Objection
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This is really, really strange to me, as my dog just passed an hour ago...

Regardless, this is an adorable item. I love all of the doggies you guys make. ❤

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