New Quest: Major Drills



HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!

Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sirenia
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olsae er benasin ad rfrsingan t fn old account only geee oh well cant know whats behind the dude to miss out lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nier
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needs more knifehands

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fielddaisies
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GOLD ACCOUNTS?! D: Now I'll have to run out and buy some game cards even though I'm broke as hell.

^_^

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by blackdog
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are these only for people that have GA's?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NumbAlternative3
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Oh that's cool. I accidentally double posted before. I sowwy lol. :[ Gold account only? I'm sad now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Empress
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GUNNY I LOVE YOU!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Immortal
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GA only? pft...here I've been checking for no reason. :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Live_675
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These quests are funny because I love this guy in real life especially his Geico commercial and Full Metal Jacket was awesome but I am not able to do the first quest he gave me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by cherry_virus
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"you're one braincell short of being a flip-flop" HAHA

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kudzu
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Everything this guy says is making me giggle like a little girl.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by RedSekhmet
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Only for gold accounts huh? Well you could have put that in the News or something. I've been checking back on the damn link every chance I got waiting for it to be working. Waste of my time. -.-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Celty
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Hello Subeta. I love you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rumi
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Loving the and/or options....these are actually quite fun! :D:D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nettlekid
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Wait...did these just go from terrible to spectacular back to terrible? I got those great prizes before, but now all I'm getting are these lame little plug things. I don't care about plugs!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by hxc
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I'm not a huge fan of these.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Julie
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Did a few of these quests, my score of Spectrail... LOL... will have to practice that game. Kinda makes you go around the site doing different things, that I like.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katlamos
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Wait, these are only for gold accounts? How the hell is that fair for everyone who can't afford those?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by VOLTAGE
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Oh it took me a while to realize that these quests are gold account only for now. lol. Oh well, hope that it's open to the public soon, sounds like they could be good :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rumi
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He wants me to turn in an item to the item drive...are we having an item drive right now? And he wants me to feed something to my pet, but they are all in the lodge DOH! o_0 I guess I'll try another lol, don't quite have the hang of these yet :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Trendy
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I love these quest. They encourage you to do quest and other things you may not regularly do or have just plain forgotten about.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Ivy_Sprite
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It wont let me finish the quest. I got what I was supposed to.... :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nettlekid
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I take back everything I said. I just accepted and cancelled quests until I got a pretty easy one. My prize? Nightmare Potion. Almost 10 mil. Definitely worth it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kitten19
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what is weekend quest?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Beckersmom
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Sorry..but the quests are crazy and all you get at the end is junk. No thanks !

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by kitten19
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my said working on this.but i never started a quest

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sunrise_603
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The Lemon Wedge has crazily inflated because of this D:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DundalkChild
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Got a Kuro Neko San Book of Death, which is worth 3mil. Yay!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FLUX
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These quests are ridiculous.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nettlekid
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So...Is there ANY reason why we'd ever do any of these quests? "Play Slots until you win the Jackpot." "Put together a regular Treasure Map." "Vend 46 times." These are things that are either nearly impossible or really expensive, and all you get at the end is junk like Green Argyle Socks or Turquoise Head Bandanna. No thank you.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jules
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mmmmm yeaaahhhh No! I don't think so, it wasn't meant to be..... (me doing these quests that is)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Miette
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Permission to speak freely? Good. HELL. NO.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kali_818
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Gunnery Sgt. Hartmann lol Can't wait to do his quests XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by oGgIe-BoOgIe
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can't wait @

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Chou
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Oww man, gimme some peace! Relax or else you'll explode! does a hippie dance

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Allaconna
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I can't wait to do one of his quest. =D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MOKONA
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Don't like the attitude at all. >_<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by caito
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Sir yes sir!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ZyX
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Yes sir!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Senti
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Yay! New quests! I can't wait! :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Megan_799
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Lollllllllllllllll love it.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Fray
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LMFAO.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by GOSH_355
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Lmao, I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit. xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Katlamos
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Unf. I want this working. It looks so much fun :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by jukebox
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I love the drawing guys, amazing job ^^ now waiting for the quest :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyphoscoliosis
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Also, Subeta, your never-ending plethora of references amuses me more than I think you'd care to know. I can't tell you how much of an inside joke and beloved individual Ermey is in my house. Please, do go on about your business being the most amazing collective of fine specimens I've come to know and love.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SubetaAngel
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Very Funny Guy! At my age I tend to ignor people whom yell and point. LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kakashi
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He reminds of the guy who did Mail Call on the history channel,and the ceigo commerical. Mampy-Pampy land,lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kyphoscoliosis
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More reasons for me to love Subeta more than I love my real life. Dammit, people, you never cease to amaze me. And WHY does this arouse me @

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Alaska
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Hmmm... I can;t wait to see where this goes! xD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Venom
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Ahaha, yes, he is legend.

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