New Quest: Major Drills



HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!

Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Venom
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Ahaha, yes, he is legend.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Opulence
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Being in the Army myself, and personally experiencing the wrath of drill sergeants ... this just makes me chuckle seeing this here. I love you, Subeta.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NumbAlternative3
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That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NumbAlternative3
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That's interesting. You know what makes me sad? YOU DO! Maybe we can chug on over to mamby pamby land where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jack wagon! Tissue? chucks Crybaby.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MiniCola
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I didn't get any of this.. Until someone mentioned that it's a new quest! :) Woo! Excited!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Opossum
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I think he's looking for Sargent Snowball to get this up and running.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jodie
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Oh man, I can't wait to see this up and running, it looks hella interesting c: Also this art is fantastic!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Endeavor
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Just like bootcamp!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Solarstar17
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I'm in love! 8D Gawdz, he a sexy man and I absolutely love his language/talk! Woo! 8D ish very excited

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by apricot
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NO! I DO WHAT I WANT!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CassieFenix
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...Does this mean we'll get to see Mail Call here, Gunny? ^^;

Seriously, tho, this is gonna get NUTS soon! XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Life
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That's why yellow makes me sad, I think.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rei_106
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S-SIR YES SIR! e.e

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Barbie
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December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Thyne
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Let's all chug on over to mamby-pamby land where, maybe, we can find some self-confidence!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nova
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Holy crap that was hilarious.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Vash
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OMG Gunny FTW!!! I just died of happiness inside at this because he is so much like him..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LOUD
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LMAO x3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Shadow2222
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"Even though I need you like fart in a spacesuit" had me laughing like crazy. :)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anica-Starbell
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Wow, I bet this quest is going to be amazing when they finally get ti working. I can't wait <3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by gelphin
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Not the duct tape....anything but the duct tape. :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jacket_683
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R. LEE ERMEY ON SUBETA. MY LIFE: COMPLETE.

I've always liked a man in uniform. ;D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sugar
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not working :( looks like fun though ;)

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sumi-zome
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LOL .....JUST LOL

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kafrin
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WAT.

...O-OKAY. UM. SIR.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by raiven
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mmmm. ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by CookieChip
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This is going to be great XD It worked for a minute before it freaked out, and this is like no other quest! I'm going to have fun with this.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by twocents
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YAY, NEW QUESTS. :D

Just a bit sad that this was released without them actually being up yet. :'D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by SuperNovaKat64
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Can't wait for it to be fixed!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wesker
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Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!</p>
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This made me lawl

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by ip0k3joo
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doesnt work o_O;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kaiyo
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Its not working. :3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by seance_255
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New NPC and new quests and amazing art?

Subeta, you never cease to amaze me. I can't wait to work on his quests.

Also.

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I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!

You had me at hello.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by MugoUrth
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In all honesty, that guy frightened me. It didn't help that I was logged out when I saw him. I almost thought I got banned for some reason.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Frieda
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Um, he's "working on something..." Latrine Duty perhaps? Maybe his space suit needed cleaning? If I buy him a beer would he be happier? Maybe he needs a smooch. Did he miss all the smooching we had a few months ago or something?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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Sorry for posting thrice, but I would really like to see an encounter between this guy and Jim the trainer.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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Also, great art and writing for this guy =3

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by effie
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I'm afraid to think of what'll happen when you quit/fail one of his quests...

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by fledgling
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This is making my inability-to-respect-authority gene run rampant already. =C

MONITOR YOUR OWN SITE YOU LAZY SOD, IT'S YOUR JOB! YEAH I CAN TAKE YOU!!

I'm so glad I would never have been conscripted into the army xD If I were a boy I'd probably be dead by now.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by roomba
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HOLY! He freaking scared me... :(

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by NovaAva
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Major, your page is malfunctioning, SIR!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lea
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It is difficult to express in mere words just how much I approve of another manly NPC on Subeta.

And so I will just say AWESOME ART AND CHARACTER haha

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Danis
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &amp;#9829;

<p>UGH this ^
It&;s <del>hopefully</del> going to be worth the lag. C:

I agree wholeheartedly, in both cases!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Jeryn
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These are going to be awesome. :D

Sending presents to people Putting Treasure maps together Feeding/playing with your pet Scratching scratchcards Play Games Vend

You have to do LOTS of different things! These are a FANTASTIC idea! Kudos!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Sydney
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Geez dangle new quests in front our noses, and they aren't even working. Whats up with that anyway!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by erinpikachu
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Well, it's safe to say he scares me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Seoni
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THIS IS MY RIFLE, THIS IS MY GUN

I can't wait to check out these quests

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by IceMistress
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AGH SIR YES SIR please don't hurt me oh gawd

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by jenny
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE &amp;;
UGH this ^ It's hopefully going to be worth the lag. C:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by villainy
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LOL Awesome!

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