New Quest: Major Drills



HEY YOU, where're you going!? I swear, if I put two of you together I still wouldn't get a complete thought! Listen up, you jackwagons, you've been slacking around the site! Even though I need you like I need a fart in a spacesuit, I could use extra hands to get all this crap done!

Report to me now, or I will duct tape your eyes to the back of your head so you can watch me kick your behind!
December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Burzum
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AHH LET MY MALE DOMINATION FETISH IGNITE ❤️

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Aperture_168
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YESSIR! WHATEVER YOU SAY SIR!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lantern
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LOL This caught me off guard xD I was all o.O Awesome new NPC :D Can't wait to test out the quests!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Marluxia
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Y-yes Sir! S-sorry, Sir! ;~;

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tardis
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I ❤ Gunny Ermy

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by atechu
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"Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of"

^uncalled for, imo. Just be grateful there's even a site for you to be on.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by PoeticEnigma
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This is like nine kinds of wonderful bahahaha!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Parisa
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UM

PERMISSION TO SPEAK FREELY?

YOU NEED TO BE MADE INTO AN NPC, SIR.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Paws
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FART IN A SPACESUIT.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Bagheera23608
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gawds, I hate that man. How much testosterone does one being need!?!?!!?! Guess I'll go bug him in my tie-dye shirt tho....

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lavorre
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YOU'RE AS USEFUL AS A FOOTBALL BAT.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Draken
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I'm not ashamed to admit that this made me think Gny Sgt Hartman(R. Lee Ermey) had passed(that's who this looks like to me...specially with the jackwagon line) lol

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by nietzsche
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lmao, exactly what I thought, .

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InSaNe
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I think it&;s awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we&;ve had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?</p>
<p>Posted by DarkVixen28

Nah..that's way more common sense than Subeta is capable of

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Reppy
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I love you guys.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Saga
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Laggg D:

Nice art though :P

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Confetti
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LOL. ily. ❤

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Kiarae
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Guy kinda looks like my grandfather... JUST AS SCARY!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Temerat
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Rofl, about as useful as a football bat :D

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tsundere
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Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tsundere
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Lee Army look alike....wanna maybe LOAD please?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Nemui
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ya i have to agree with darkvixen, maybe this should have waited a little longer. its is seriously lagging up the site for me. and it wont even load.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FLUX
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Page has been loading for 15 minutes now. -sigh-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Soleta
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It's not just you - the quest isn't loading for me, either.

Great artwork! That really startled me.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by DarkVixen28
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I think it's awesome that we have new quests now......But with all the server issues we've had maybe it should have waited till everything was switched to the new servers?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lisa
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Way to make the site lag, Major Constipation!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mephistopheles
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OH GOD YES! I MEAN. Yes sir!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by atechu
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I love you guys. I really do. ❤️ I used to love watching that guy on the Military Channel. I have no idea where he went, but he doesn't ever seem to be on anymore :c

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lena
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Love it!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lily
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AAARRRRRRLLLLLLLEEEEEE!!!!!!!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by InSaNe
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reported

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Eivor
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He looks like one of the Halo characters, Mendez. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by LadyArcane
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I can't get the quest to load, it took me a few minutes just to get this page to load.

Also, my parents were both in the military. HE DOESN'T SCARE ME. BAHAHAHAHA!

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by FLUX
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Scared yet amused.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Wink
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Hahahaha he looks constipated.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Muerte
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It's taking a million and ten years to load the page(s) after I clicked "Sir, YES SIR" ... But I have no problem staring the amazing artwork. Who did this and may I hump your leg ? ...I'll go in my corner now. =|

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mulh
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then: wow, major lag.. -_-

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Umby
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Why don't we chug on over to mambypambyland where maybe we can find some self confidence for you, you jackwagon!" New favorite quest. Just for this guy's news post c:

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tiek16
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iegh what the meaning of this?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by tiek16
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iegh what the meaning of this?

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Mulh
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first thought: yay, new quest! then: wow, major lag.. >.<

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Anders
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Wow..scary..

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Lush
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lolz awesome

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by TRUTH_382
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He looks exactly like my gym teacher. Same expression and all.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Homura
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Yes sir,what you want!x_x7

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Cophel
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And that is why I will never join the military :]

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Biohazard
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is it my pc or is it frozen all im getting is waiting for subeta net

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Rikku
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Wow. I'm totally loving him. XD

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Yoko
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I click the new news thing and all I see is a scary face .-.

December 31, 1969, 7:00 pm by Tonne
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haha he scared the crap out of me when I went to the news page xD

The art does look awesome though!

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