Ruin the wish of the person above you. Example: Person 1 - I wish I had a pony. Person 2 - Granted, but it appears inside your house and destroys all your furniture. I wish I could eat ice cream forever.

You get the picture. Ruin the wish of the person above you and then make your own wish. I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, cost of living goes up 10,000%

I wish for nothing...

Granted, a world-destroying monster comes and destroys the planet, leaving nothing behind.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, humanity goes extinct.

I wish I could eat as much salsa as I want without getting a stomach ache.

Granted, but you eat too much salsa and start to hate it!

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but you get shot down by someone who thinks you're a cryptid.

I wish it didn't take me hours to fall asleep.

Granted, a hypnotherapist hypnotizes you to fall asleep when you hear a certain word. Unfortunately, they screwed up and that word is "the". You have to wear earplugs in public forever.

I wish I could time travel.

Granted, you can travel through time, but not space. Your time machine is in a fixed location, so when you travel back a week the earth is in a different place in its orbit and you die in outer space.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but you will not like what they have to say about humankind.

I wish...my time...were up...

Granted, but you have to start your life over again from the beginning and you can't change anything.

I wish drawing was easier for me.

Granted, but people start constantly asking for you to draw for them for "exposure" and not money.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but now you can only communicate in song which makes people really annoyed.

I wish I had some cookies.

Granted, you receive a gift basket full of amazing smelling cookies, but you're allergic to one of the ingredients!

I wish I could visit the International Space Station.

Granted, but you're completely untrained and end up messing up some important experiments.

I wish I had a high paying job.

Granted, but you work so many hours per week you never have the time to enjoy the money.

I wish I could walk on water.

Granted, but you become an easy meal for some sharks.

I wish I could change my hair color at will without having to dye it.

Granted, you still have to wait for it to grow out. (Bogus scene from Lucy)

I wish I could dream...

Granted, you have wonderful dreams at night but you never remember them when you wake up. (If you think you don't dream that's actually probably what's happening.)

I wish my cats could speak English.

Granted, now they say "We own you" in English.

You're half correct, that occurs once in a blue moon.

I wish... I had... more time... (said to a guy with C-4 up his arse...)

Granted, but your extra time must be spent listening to the sounds of people chewing wet food.

I wish I could get a free vacation to Japan.