Pretty simple, what is the person above you saying?

"I wish my mom would stop bugging me to clean my room!"

"hmmm look at that nice-ass prince"

"OH GOD MY EYES ARE BLEEDING"

"If he makes another pass at me, I swear I will aim these heels where it hurts. XAX"

My hand-made compass has failed me."

"Oh snap, I forgot to put on a shirt today. I'm going to be cold when I go outside, unless I button this coat!"

"I'd have better luck finding my blu-ray edition of Coraline if these costume button eyes weren't such a hindrance."

"Does anyone else feel a draft in here?"

I hope this dragon doesn't burn my stomach.

"Why didn't I clean my room like my parents asked??"

"I wonder if anyone will notice that this coat's fur lining is just faux fur."

"I'm a real boy! : D"

I am trying to learn how to fly but I just can't seem to get the hang of it

"Where did I leave my flask of blood? :o"

"if anyone spills red wine on my outfit I will go psycho"

"Whooooo...ARE you?!"

"This band is so cool!"

Life is so sweet

"This is uh, all just for show. Yeah. Nothing is real here officer..."