What you're saying is some powerful moon magic spell which I don't know.

You're swearing something so nasty that it must be censored :o

'This is my first voyage aboard a skyship. I brought a book in case I get board.'

The moon is so bright tonight... Time for real magic.

"Why do you stole all my colours!!!???" T.T

My profession? Let's just say you will be very impressed... >:]

"I wonder why all the little kids ran away when I got on the carousel."

What do you mean my linens are not washed? My shoes are in need of a good polish. And where's that cup of tea I ordered?!

"Don't mess with me I have a hyena"

[edit]derp wrong person "Who will be my next victim... I MEAN boyfriend..."

I'll offer peace if you praise my name. After all, I live my life taking everything I can get.

(lol obscure references)

who shall be my next victim...

ladedadeda, what shall I kill today?

"dammit it's cold here in the space, I should have brought a sweater with me"

"Come over here, darling, I promise not to bite.." ..while thinking to self: Much..

"Pfft, this place is a total drag!"

How in the heck did I get stuck on this planet?

"yay i'll get diabetes"

"It is my B-Day and I feel like dancing!"

"Look but don't touch"

"Shit, can I breathe in space?? I don't even know..."