Does anyone know where Forks, Washington is? I have a little...date with Edward Cullen

"Oh snap, i'm hungry and those shoes hurt me"

"What's all this stuff on the walls? Is this...blood? I wanna go home."

"All this hairspray is getting expensive. I wonder if I should cut back? ... Nah."

(I'm torn between squeeing at your comment and sobbing at the situation it implies)

"Fili? FILI? FILI WHERE ARE YOU"

Could it be that you prefer pilliwinks after all?

.the.wesa "i vant to suck your blood muhufwaha"

"What are you staring at?"

"I hope everyone is noticing my perfect hair"

"Yum, the younger ones are so tender. I'll have to find more of those."

- No, no, no! It's Siren, not siren!!!

"Another day in the clouds...why is this so boring?"

There is something that I need - something I must consume. ... CUPCAKES.

.the.wesa "I don't understand the point of casting fish back when you're using a spear! Oh well, as long as I use a disguise--"

"I hope it's not raining frogs... again."

Now the great dragon will rise... Aww, it' so cute. O_o

"What do you mean I missed the sale at Hot Topic?!"

"And your totem animal is . . ."

Oh what a nice kitty... Kitty, what are you doing?! Kitty, go away from my precious machines, now!

What, you mean other than the word bubble already on your HA? :p

Maybe 'What the #@*! are you looking at?'