2018-9 Jokes, smiles and huggles hang out
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.
waves :D
This must be da place to be! :)
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
check out the preceding to help you with that diet, lol
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
Actually with Mike doing all the meals, its' great!
. . . Someone told me I have two faults. I don't listen and . . . some other stuff they were rattling on about.
Hello everyone, hope all is well
Day 358 a Billboard (10k)
Currently awaiting my turn to take a drivers license exam. So I may need to turn off my phone shortly.
Here's to no problems.
aha a fresh new board !!! hello everybody !!* waves *to all
Best of luck to you! I still remember all practice I did for parallel parking...many many many years ago. I “aced” it! :)
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
Go get 'em, !
*waves to * :D
Are you killin' 'em?!
noppe - not today - dont feel like battling :)
just doing a bit dailies and then watching some tv before going to bed :)
I never practiced parallel parking and I got it in one try. But it'll have to wait.
Turns out I'm still under not eligible, and until I'm out of that its another delay.
Well, congratulations on doing the parallel parking part for sure! That took lots of practice for me. The eligible part will come with time. :)
Calendar days are closer than they appear! [item=mocking clock]
hugs you back ❤
Hi Everyone Hugssss =) Sorry to hear your delayed.so when do they think you'll be able to do the test again? Abrazos
All I know is when I pass, its right back into college. Along with finding a job.
Its only a matter of time now, I need only get a letter from Austin stating eligibility.
172 days in a row! You found 15 Recycle Beast Points
I forgot about DST starting over there! I was meandering around the sit, thinking I had plenty of time before midnight, do do jobs and item hunt and last minute stuff.... Gack!
Over here "deer" :D
Not funny :P
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs and alcohol
OK....New Forum=Joke Time!
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven’t completely understood the situation.
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.
Hospitality is making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
By the time a man realises that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now, I think I'll start calling them traditions.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely.
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light bulb in the refrigerator?
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not sure.
Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean that one out of 5 enjoys it?
Whatever you do always give 100% - unless you're donating blood.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
For every action, there is a corresponding over-reaction.
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.
I was born to be a pessimist - my blood type is B Negative.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.
Being a hypochondriac is going to save my life one of these days.
Some people cause happiness wherever they go, others whenever they go.