If the HA above was Ice Cream, what flavor v2
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If the user above was an ice cream, what flavor would they be and how and where would you find them served?
was last in the locked thead. She is Arsenic and Old Lace flavor, really that's peanut butter with crispy pralined peanuts mixed in, but colored a poisonous grey. You'd find her at an east coast tourist townlet frozen custard shop, on the main street which is pretty much the only street. Served to you by a dispirited goth teen with acne.
nice xD
you're key lime vanilla soft serve with cherry salt - because clowns are salt on ennui
You're Jam and Jelly Crunch. That would be Blackberry and grape jelly swirled with bits of peanut brittle swirled in a vanilla base. You would would be found in a small artisan shop in the newest section of town, served by a very perky teen working the summer away.
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Two scoops of Raspberry Rocky-road served in a spicy cone. You're found mostly in small but ambitious chain shops across South America.
Dark chocolate espresso gelato with a whisky-salted caramel drizzle and raspberry sauce.
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is root beer flavored sherbet but is called Sarsaparilla Slush and he has so much caffeine in the recipe it's like drinking a cup of coffee. Sold in throwaway plastic fluted dishes in an overpriced historical theme parks or in the historical section of a theme park like Disneyland Frontierland.
Very clever. I like. :3
You are a rainbow sorbet"flooooat" made with lemon-lime soda, the strongest possible bourbon, and a chocolate syrup drizzle made from 90% cacao. It's served in a limited edition porcelain clown head cup as a promotional item for the upcoming It remake.
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is organic crabapple ice cream, made and sold by a lesbian collective in Boulder Colorado from the fruits of only one tree that grows in the back of the property that the shop is a front for. Crabapple trees can get very huge, but the fruits are small and lady apples do not keep so it's still a limited edition middle of summer item.
No idea why they sell it in a snowy looking carton. The labrys and the warrior on the front of the label, they need no explanation.
Since Rainbow Sorbet is already taken for you......then I'll go with some fro-yo. Not really ice cream but it is still a frozen treat, given with a bit of all the fruit flavors and some additional fruits and fruit flavor balls mixed in to create a fro-yo rainbow. Maybe with some oreo crumble on top.
Black Sesame ice cream! With edible gold :) served in a frosted crystal chalice, available only at the ritziest cafe in the heart of a stormy city.
organic mint ice cream. Available in a mostly-black carton at a health-food store. You serve it yourself, on dishware purchased directly from the ceramic artist that you yourself know and traded accounting services for. If you do serve it out instead of eating the entire carton, because it's only available in pints.
the oldschool sherbets with a gumball at the bottom of the white paper cone
blueberrries and cream double dip in a paper dish with a gold band around the rim and a fancy one-use flat wooden spoon.. Sold in a old fashioned malt shop that has fifty different flavors, by staff forced to wear small butterfly wings on their back as part of their uniform in addition to the more traditional opened-envelope-hat..
You had me at "lesbian collective". :3c
You are a blueberry-bubblegum swirled froyo, loaded with a spiked, mixed berry puree sauce, white chocolate shavings, and as an added little surprise, a sprinkling of pop rocks. Served at high-end dance clubs in a tastefully constructed biodegradable cup, and marketed to the masses as the "Gift of the Gods".
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green tea ice cream available at two shops at the base of bathhouse-adjacent high rises in Shengui Guo. One of them is a cat cafe (where this scoop came from served in a shallow dish) and the other is a doughnut shop that sells it in cones and has chihuahua dogs Neither shop actually makes this product, and they are quite cagey if you try to find out who they are getting it from.
is liver flavored ice cream made for felis tigreans and archons. You find it in plastic tubes shaped like sausage, but in the frozen section of a pet superstore.
