I may have little, yet I lack nothing.

Umm, what's that in the gravy?

Penguins, and a piston engine. Because you can't eat them raw.

Is the Impossible Burger any good?

Even the most fierce beast eventually becomes a worm farm.

You think I'm any less, just because I choose this path?

I've only ever had the vanilla flavored one, but that sounds good to me.

Can you hear the bells ringing?

A bloody gruesome mutilation-death of an Arctic Frost snow fairy must always be investigated.

What is the difference between indigo and just plain dark blue anyways?

When any number breaks, they're simply used for fractions.

What is the surface temperature of TON-618?

It loves you all the same and wants you to eat it.

Do octopodes like the color red?

Of course, octopodes daydream of bloodshed constantly.

What is Roswell, NM well known for?

The only Bath and Body Works in the continental U.S.

Why are all calico cats female?

because they have the appropriate esthetic sense

Have you got a computerized catalog of all your books?

Ahkoum[sub]0[/sub] stores information independently of any written format. Catalogues would be non sequitur.

What good is owning the world, if you're going to die anyway?

Variations in Plank's Constant will get you every single time.

How now, brown cow?

Somehow the symbiote mangaed to infect an individual in a sealed armor suit.

And yet Wolverine isn't immune to becoming a zombie?

Water has memory.

Is that the train to Poughkeepsie?

It matters little what color the suitcase it is, only that it weigh less than 50 lbs.

What's the best way to dry out a pair of pantyhose?

Taking pictures with the spy camera isn't difficult, getting the film developed is.

How much pinker do you need that belly to get?

Language! It's a virus! Language! It's a virus!

Is that birriera any good?

Show me how I'm a good guy, and I'll show you how I'm wound up.

Do you know where Vioran Soldier went to?

There's more than one way to skin a cat.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

A sign of wear in the middle of tires indicates overinflation.

What good are the showcases of Popular Science's future tech; if they also put on the concept of future soldiers, suggesting even then war is not abolished?