Granted, but you now become completely deaf.

I wish the time I spent on Subeta wouldn't take any time away from the day

Granted! Now Subeta will only load for you at night

I wish all my meals would stay at the perfect eating temperature

Granted! You now always feel like the room temperature is too hot or too cold

I wish I didn’t have to put much effort into my work, but still would do it well

Literally my day today, clearly you do have magical gift-granting powers

Granted! The only work you will do from now on is watching paint dry.

Edit: once again I forgot to add a wish clearly I am great at this game

I wish I had perfect spelling

Granted, but you can only perfectly spell in languages you don't know

I wish I wouldn't get sore when I sit at the computer too long

Granted, but now you get sore if you're standing for more than five minutes.

I wish my phone never needed to charge.

Granted, but everyone’s bodies have now been autonomized. You are now the one who needs to charge.

I wish I could drive in Europe before I turned eighteen

Granted, but the vehicle is too wide for the narrow streets and you have no petrol

I wish I had perfect eyesight

Granted! You can now see the entire electromagnetic spectrum and can't make sense of anything you're looking at.

I wished when I dropped things they didn't break

Granted! But now your home is filled with items and you appear to be hoarding!

I wish change my wardrobe frequently and have it well organized

Granted! Your wardrobe is full and beautifully organized, but nothing fits you

I wish I never had to wait for a video to buffer.

Granted! You never have to wait for a video to buffer, but it all runs at forward at triple speed.

I wish my research would organize itself

Granted! Your research becomes so organized that it forms a union. It wants paid sick leave.

I wish it wasn't so windy

Granted! The wind subsides and the world is covered in smog

I wish fresh fruits and vegetables didn't spoil before you could eat them

Fruits and veggies no longer spoil! Rather they turn into sentient creatures after 5 days!

I wish I had the superpower to change the moods of others

Granted! Everyone you approach becomes instantly irate.

I wish skunks didn't smell so bad

Granted! Now they smell so sweet they attract killer bees to all around them

I wish the sunset would last longer

Granted! The sun hovers by the horizon anytime you are driving, shining directly into your eyes for the whole time

I wish I never had to dust

Granted! Dust never gathers, the environment becomes sterile, antiseptic and isolating

I wish scented candles never ran out

Granted, but you can never put them out.

I wish that I didn't have to sleep