23 hour long nights are a dream, for real.

, wish granted, but all your plants die afterward.

I wish I had the ability to view any horror movie like I'm seeing it for the first time again.

You can have 23 hour nights, but you have to live up north with the polar bears

Wish granted! But the sight of blood now makes you queazy

I wish I had super strength

Sounds good, I'll be eaten by a bear and it'll be awesome.

And there are plenty of bloodless horror movies, I'll survive, ;)

, wish granted, but only for things that are so light that when you lift them, they end up being thrown halfway across the room.

I wish I could see space without having to be a NASA astronaut.

Live your dreams, my friend. Live your dreams As soon as I hit post I was like 'what about psychological thrillers?' so I guess you win that round XD You can have the world's longest horror movie night

Wish granted! With my new found super strength I am able to toss you directly into space. But once you visit, you may never return

I wish I could make the perfect bagels.

wish granted but when you toast them you will always burn them

i wish i had a bigger house

I can scrape off the burnt bits they're still good Wish granted! Your house is huge! So huge! You keep getting lost and can never find anything.

I wish I never ran out of hot water.

Granted! All liquid you come into contact with will become boiling water.

I wish i was a shape shifter.

Granted! You can now become a triangle at will.

I wish I was six feet tall

Granted! you now have three feet on each leg and your a tiny bit taller.

I wish I could have the hearing of a wolf.

That is mildly horrifying, thank you

Granted! Your hearing is excellent! But now every appliance you own makes a high pitched sound only you can hear

I wish I could write whenever I wanted to

Granted! you can write whenever you want.... gibberish... you can write gibberish anytime you want. No one, not even you can understand it.

I wish I was a vampire.

So basically I will always have muse for Tick, that boy couldn't string a sentence together if his life depended on it

Granted! However, you now faint at the sight and smell of blood.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, you can now talk to animals... just as you always have been able to. They still dont understand you nor you them. You can also talk to rocks.

I wish my cat could talk, and understand, human english.

At least the rocks get me

Granted! Your cat can talk and understand human English! However, you no longer can. Instead you can only speak and understand Russian.

I wish I could come up with the best wish in the world.

Granted, but you forgot it before you could make the wish.

I wish i could control my dreams and be lucid in them every time im dreaming.

Granted! But all your nights from now on are dreamless

I wish telemarketers would stop calling me

Granted, now no one calls or talks to you at all.

I wish my memory was 100% accurate.

Granted! But everything you've ever done wrong is constantly at the forefront of your thoughts.

I wish I never got stuck in traffic

lol whats new? Granted! You can no longer drive a car.

I wish I would win the lottery atleast once.

Granted! You will win the lottery just once in your entire life. You will win five dollars.

I wish my headphone cord never got tangled