Granted but your cat poops outside of it.

I wish I didn't have depression

Granted, but now you can no longer feel sadness, guilt or remorse for your actions and your empathy's questionable as well.

I wish I could breathe both on land and underwater with no limitations whatsoever.

granted but every living creature both on land and sea wants to kill you.

I wish I could learn anything in about 5 minutes.

granted, but you'll forget everything as soon as you've learned it.

I wish I had a cult dedicated to me.

granted, but then you would NEVER have any alone time.

I wish I could travel the world whenever I wanted,

granted, but you are a fugitive on the lam

I wish I could be in healthy athletic shape instantly

granted but then those shallow beings in this world want to get to know you and it becomes hard to find genuine friends

I wish I could snap my fingers to be instantly dressed, makeup on and ready to head out the door.

granted but, once a week you have to go out in the most embarrassing outfit you own

i wish that someone would wash and fold my clothes for me

granted, but the helper is a tie-dye specialist and only uses the one wash tub and applies lots of starch after.

Since you have no wish, I can't ruin it.

I wish my billfold would automatically always have money in it.

Granted, but every time you use the money you lose a finger

I wish for more pet slots

Granted. You have more pets slots. Collecting their income, feeding them and training them for battle takes up all of your Subeta time and you lose interaction with the outside world.

sorry!

Wish: I wish spas were free

granted, but because they are free everyone can use them and when the zombie plague breaks out it will be traced back to the spas ^_^

I wish I'd go to Hogwarts as a student xD

granted, but the Death Eaters have overrun Hogwarts and black magic rules the land, encompassing the muggles as well.

I wish sweet smelling candles were not a fire hazard

Granted but you are a muggle and can't do any magic

I wish I wasn't so anxious right now

Awww two answers <3 Just for the record, well, black magic is still magic insert shrug here and, well. I'm gonna take what I can get ^_^ Following the same trail of thought, if I were only a Muggle I'd still be able to get benefits from magic so it's fine.

granted, but instead of a fire hazard they release toxic vapours along with the sweet scent when lit. Whoops

granted, but instead of being anxious you'd be numb all over and unable to focus om anything

I wish I'd be able to sunbathe again without getting allergic to it

Granted, but you are now allergic to moonlight

I wish making money in real life was as easy as it is on Subeta

granted, but soon everything loses all value and, since everyone is mindlessly and lavishly buying everything they shouldn't, we manage to destroy most of the inhabitable land by the sixth month, the oceans are full of plastic and trash and the air is almost toxic ^_^

I wish I could make plants grow to a safe, healthy size just by touching them

granted, but they developed an awful spoiled milk aroma in the process.

I wish my hair would grow faster!

Granted - your underarm hair becomes beautiful, long and silky, your arms and legs nearly become pelts. The hair on your head grows really fast too, so fast that even when you aren't tripping all over from tangling in the strands, its trailing on the ground picking up all sorts of gross stuff.

I wish I had more time to post to earn giftboxes.