Granted, but now you're super cocky and no one likes you :'(

I wish my hair always looked nice

granted, but only you can see it, everyone else sees you bald

I wish I could sing

Granted, but now you can't talk and people look at you weird every time you break out in song.

I wish I had more zombie skins.

Granted, you just can't wear them

I wish for 1000 dollars

granted. But your computer breaks and it will take exactly $1001 to fix/replace.

I wish coffee didn't give me migraines

Granted, now water gives you migraines instead. I wish I could talk to animals and people. Ha! Ruin proof! (I hope)

Granted, but the can talk to you too ... and they never ever shut up, blah blah blah! :*

I wish I'd be more spontaneous.

granted. Now you can't plan anything. You're constantly running out of stuff. When you start an activity, spontaneously, you don't have the necessary supplies. You go to get the supplies, but change your mind out of the blue and start something entirely different, only to realize you're missing some necessary thing. And so on and so forth.

I wish I was better at pet profile coding.

Granted, you make the perfect profiles for all your pets.. and then you lose your account! Wahaha!

I wish I had more energy, but could also relax when I wanted to. (I'm trying to make all of these hard to ruin)

Granted, you have plenty of energy and you can rest when you want, but if you are not using such energy at moving you fall asleep immediately

I wish for a longer beard

Granted, but it gains sentience and turns homicidal!

I wish I could get out of my artist's block

granted but all your paints dried up and you need to buy more

I wish weekends were four days long

Granted, the weekend is as long as you want now that you lost your job. :)

I wish I couldn't feel boredom.

Granted, you are never bored. But you are never happy, joyous, satisfied or anything else because you've lost capacity for all emotions.

I wish CSS was easier to learn.

Granted, but your computer breaks so you can't use it anyway.

I wish I had more money.

Granted, but it's old money, no longer usable.

I wish i had less apetite

Granted, now you vomit whenever you see food and you have to get your nutrition through an I.V.

I wish my chinchilla and my cats could be friends.

Granted, now you vomit whenever you see food and you have to get your nutrition through an I.V.

I wish my chinchilla and my cats could be friends.

Edit: Whoops, sorry for the double post.

They're now friends, but they gang up on you and play tricks. D:

I wish I would sweat less.

Granted, you lose your ability to sweat and are constantly in danger of overheating.

I wish I could bring my cat on trips with me without her getting scared or leaving my side.