It does but there's a bunch of typos!

I wish the weekend was longer.

It's now double as long, but the working week is now triple as long. D:

I wish I didn't have to keep coming up with wishes.

Someone comes up with wishes for you, but they're terrible wishes and they actually come true.

I wish that I could paint

Granted, but you can only paint with a bilious green colour, using any other colour ruins the painting.

I wish Vesnali would last for 2 weeks.

- Granted but you can't find any flowers!

I wish cockroaches didn't exist.

Granted, but a bug with poisonous bites takes their place

I wish that I could break a world record.

Granted but then you would have to break a second!

I wish I could be on the TV show Survivor.

- Granted but then you wouldn't survive!

I wish I was a morning person.

Granted, but you have to go to sleep at 7pm every night

I wish I had a lifetime supply of ice cream

Now you do, but it's melting fast. :o Uh oh

I wish spiders didn't poop everywhere

Granted, now they only poop in one place: on your pillow.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

lololol thanks

Now you crave heights and have to bungee jumping at least weekly! If you don't get your fix of dizzying heights you feel like you're in a well.

I wish... I had better eyesight

Granted, now you can see all that spider poop on your pillow with superhuman clarity. I bet you can tell what kind of bugs they had for lunch. :P

(Lmao sorry. And that was actually very kind of you, I sort of expected you were gonna send me skydiving without a parachute for the way I granted your last wish haha)

I wish my hair was dyed neon green

Granted, now your hair shine neon green no matter it's day or night, people can't see your face because you are so damn shiny, police man have to watch your every move so your neon green light won't cause car crash :P

I wish all the spiders are edible and taste delicious

Granted, but you catch a rare and incurable disease from eating them

I wish I had a dog

Darnnnn :(

Granted, but now you can't resist yourself from rubbing their fur all day long, eventually will be unable to work because you can't leave your dog.

I forgot to wish XDDDD

I wish I know how to plant lol! I guess I have to cop them down even though I gave them life ; ^ ;

oh boy, cat features, I think i'll pass ;u;' GRANTED! Now you know how to plant and can do it with mastery, so much mastery that the plants grew and took over your house... oh no

I wish to have heterochromia

Granted! But now you grew cat tail and ears, plus you will get excited by yarns and cat toys :P

I wish I can control water..!!!

You can control water, but only if it's 100% contanimant free; even a speck of something else and your powers don't consider it "water" anymore.

I wish Vesnali lasted a little longer

It does but then the other Subeta holidays are too short!

I wish running wasn't so hard!