But now you can hear voices from everywhere and see every tiny detail to the point that it's overwhelming.

I wish I could turn invisible whenever I wanted

Granted, but everything else is invisible to you whenever you do since light goes right through your invisible retinas.

I wish my house had a garage

You now have a garage, but no bedroom! :o

I wish I would stop sneezing.

Now you can't stop coughing!

I wish I had an infinite supply of food.

Captain - You'd become massive!

I wish I could master any skill instantly.

granted, but you lose every other skill you have.

I wish Subeta would have another plot.

It has another one, but it's the LAST EVER. :'( nuuuu

I wish my tea had tasted better.

Granted - it was the best tea you've ever had. But it's gone and you can't find that kind ever again.

I wish I had a bowl of cherries

Granted, but you swallow all the pits and have a terrible stomach ache.

I wish I wasn't home alone this weekend.

Then a giant party of random people shows up and trashes everything.

I wish I could stay in bed all day

Granted, now you -have- to stay in bed all day, no bathroom or food

I wish for a tall glass of fresh lemonade

granted, its warm and the person who squeezed it fresh forgot to add sugar/sweetener. Your face becomes forever frozen in that ook sour look. (hahaha yes THAT one!)

I wish people would stop killing each other.

Only a monster would corrupt that wish. Granted; now everyone just kills themselves instead. might be a monster

I wish dogs and cats had the same lifespan as humans.

Granted, but now humans only have the lifespan of dogs and cats.

I wish my back didn't ache.

Your back doesn't ache, but you can no longer feel your legs. :o

I wish I didn't get sunburned so easily.

Granted, now you carry an umbrella with you wherever you go,

I wish my hair was never affected by wind.

Granted, your hair is now shaved off.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

Ok, you're that motivated to work that you can't relax anymore

I wish I earned more money

You now work 4 jobs and barely sleep. :o

I wish buses were always on time.

granted, but you can never catch one because in order to remain on time, they refuse to waste time stopping to let passengers on.

I wish I had some ketchup for my burger