Granted, but they all smell like cat poo

I wish to have natural blue hair

granted but when you swim in a chlorine pool it turns green!

I wish Major Drills gave me nothing super rare items.

Granted, but he only ever asks you to do the most annoying and time-consuming task - whichever one you hate the most (personally not a fan of the leviathan one...or the play with a toy one since I refuse to keep a pet unhappy for that purpose, so I'm incapable of completing it)

I wish I could bring my dog to work

granted, but it bites the top boss and you get fired.

I wish we'd develop some way to travel faster than light.

Granted, but you lose your memory, it can't keep up with the speed

I wish to never feel hungry again

You're no longer hungry, but you can't stop the thirst. D: It's endless.

lolol I DID IT AGAIN thank you

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I'm granting your unstated wish to always have a wish picked out for this thread. Unfortunately every time you try to post it, the site glitches at that exact moment.

I wish I had a nice ripe juicy pear.

Granted, but it taste like dirt

I wish I had more sP

You have more sP but you now spend 23 hours per day on Subeta making it. O_O

I wishhh I didn't forget to wish so often on this thread

Granted, but now you forget to ruin! D8

I wish my glasses would stay clean 24/7

Granted, they stay clean forever because you lost them in a drawer somewhere so you can never use them.

I wish I could control the weather

You can now control the weather but you get electric shocks whenever you do :o

I wish I had more impulse control and WENT TO BED and was less sleepy (that is 1 whole wish, it follows on)

Granted, now you have to sleep at least 15 hours/day

I wish my fingernails would stop growing

Granted, but then your toenails grow twice as fast.

I wish California wasn't so expensive

sure thing! but now it rains all the time.

i wish i could give my bestie a hug in person for their birthday (which is today!)

Granted, but you accidentally farts while doing it, oops!

I wish a new cool t-shirt

writes a L over the K with permanent marker HA!

granted, you have a cool new t-shirt that displays exactly what you want. Unbeknownst to you, however, there's invisible, solar activated print on the back that says "kick me."

I wish I was better organized.

You're now well organised but the world refuses to let your planning be of any use - random things keep happening to mess up your organisation!

I wish you could check out how hair cuts looked on you like the sims and other create a character games.

Oh my goodness, that site is hilarious! XD Also very bad, but hey, it tries. The fake porn sounds bad. D:

Wish granted. But there are few choices, it looks horrible and doesn't really help you pick a new hairstyle. On top of that some jerk finds your uploaded photo and makes fake porn from it.

I wish there were a lot less jerks in the world.

I know its terrible, but I keep going back and hitting different models and hairs. Did you try clicking a celebrity at the bottom of the page? It will give you a better idea of what your picture would look like if you uploaded one.

Granted, but then it makes finding the wonderful people less special!

I wish I didn't doubt myself so much.