Wish granted but your DS explodes from the awesome and you have to wait til Christmas for a new DS.

I wish the people in my Statistics class would stop talking all the time.

Granted, but it's because they have a mysterious illness and you come down with it too and can never talk again.

I wish the girl I liked wasn't straight.

Granted, but now you live for 10 years less.

I wish people didn't like things just because the crowd does, that they like what they like and are proud of it. :/

Granted, but the house burns down. I wish I could sleep.

granted, but you don't wake up until after everything important happens

i wish mosquitoes didn't bite

Granted, now flies do.

I wish it would rain.

granted, but the streets flood

i wish i was 6 months older

Granted, but you miss the best 6 months of your life. I wish I knew how to talk to new people.

granted, but now you forget how to talk to your friends

i wish i was better at talking on the phone

Granted but now you can't talk to people if they're not over the phone

ahaha no wish

i wish i had bug spray last night

Wish granted, but you swallowed some and now you're in the hospital.

I wish I could teleport.

Granted but every time you do you lose a finger =(

I wish I had more sP

Granted, but you only have 2 more.

I wish I could see my friend's more often.

Granted, but now they hate you because you haven't seen them in forever.

I wish my mom would come home soon so I can finish packing for camp.

Granted, but camp got canceled.

I wish I had something to do

granted, but it's monotonous and boring

i wish i didn't have to mow the lawn

Granted, but you'll have to cut each grass strand with scissors instead.

I wish I could get some sleep.

granted, but you can't stay asleep for longer than 12 minutes at a time

i wish my leg didn't hurt

Granted, now your arm hurts. I wish I was never tired.