Granted, but the best day of your life went by like it was 5 mintues

I wish my computers werent such crap

granted, but they all get stolen, so now you don't have any computers

i wish i wasn't too busy to take a nap right now

granted, but then you don't have naything to do, ever again, and are bored to death

i wish it was warmer here.

Granted, but it's so hot you all boil an die. I wish my mouse would just get here

granted, but (is it a computer mouse or an actual mouse?) your cat chokes on it and dies (do you even have a cat? does it even matter?)

i wish i could go into space

Granted, but it explodes in your face I wish I could sleep

granted, but you accidentally blind yourself

i wish i had photographic memory

Granted, but then you go blind. I wish there weren't stains (like oil pastel, coughcough) in my carpet.

Granted, but you remember the grossest thing ever and it wont leave your mind I wish for money

granted, but it's Monopoly money

i wish i could find someone to play Scrabble with (and i don't mind losing)

Granted but the person who you are playing with throws the board out the window because they are such a sore loser.

I wish my cat would stay off my bed.

Granted, now its on the toilet, watching you.

I wish i had a new computer

granted, but the screen cracks and you have to pay a ludicrous amount to fix it

I wish I had more inspiration to write my pets.

granted, but you do a horrible job.

i wish someone would always unload the dishes for me.

granted, but he dislikes you

i wish i had a sandwich

Granted but it's a cursed sandwich that makes you lose your hair.

I wish I wasn't such a procrastinator.

granted, but now deadlines are much closer

i wish my skin wasn't so dry

granted, but now your cell phone acts stupidly

please don't use the word "retarded" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoqaNG0Ozqc

i wish people would stop using the word "retarded"

Granted, but instead they use the word "pancakes" and no one can ever eat them again because they are now classified as "stupid."

I wish I was at an anime convention with all my friends. ❤️

Granted, but the convention ends in 2 hours and 99.9% of the products are sold out.

I wish I could have the 2 Scribblenauts and 3 Professor Layton games as my birthday present.