D; Granted but you only sleep 4 hours. I wish for pizza.

Granted but you die from ink poisoning.

I wish to be older, but not old

old but not old? :P isn't that a bit of a contradiction? either way, you still end up being all wrinkly and liver spotty.

edit: I WISH I WASN'T SO FORGETFUL. i forgot to make a wish. ;_;

no, OLDER than I am but not like over 30 or something. xD

Granted, but now you remember everything gross, sad, and gory.

I wish for puppy

granted, but it chews up all of your shoes

i wish i didn't have to see my orthodontist again

Wish granted, but all your teeth fall out, and all food you eat must first be blended to a pulp.

I wish my fran would call me backk. </3

I think you mean freind so, your "fran/friend" calls you back, but only to tell you that she isn't your "fran/friend" anymore.

I wish my brother would be more nicer and quit being an annoying brat.

granted, but now he's better than you at everything

i wish i had a tv in my room

Granted but you only get commercials in foreign languages

I wish not to be so tired x_x

Granted, but now you can't ever sleep. x.x

I wish I could drive.. -.-

Granted, but then you drive into a tree and get your license suspended

I wish for cake!

.Chii You get your cake, but it's poisoned and you are in a coma for 3 years.

I wish i had a bunny!

Granted! But it's a evil pink bunny and it takes over the world

I wish something would happen :/

Your wish is granted, but the thing that happens is you get lost in the desert with the most annoying person on the planet.

I wish I had $100 :D

Granted, but it's Chuck Norris's and he roundhouse kicks your teeth out for stealing his money.

I wish for world peace

Granted, but half of the world is destroyed in the process ("Sometimes peace must be obtained by it's opposite")

I wish I had a pound of cheese!

Granted, But it falls on your head and kills you.

I wish Wonderland was real

Granted, but everyone is on LSD and gets you addicted to it also.

I wish I had a pet ferret :D

Granted, but it eats your face.

I wish for a Pembroke Welsh Corgi

Granted, but it gets rabies and bites you and also gives you rabies.

I wish i have 5000 CSC