D; Granted but you only sleep 4 hours. I wish for pizza.

Granted but you die from ink poisoning.
I wish to be older, but not old

old but not old? :P isn't that a bit of a contradiction? either way, you still end up being all wrinkly and liver spotty.
edit: I WISH I WASN'T SO FORGETFUL. i forgot to make a wish. ;_;
no, OLDER than I am but not like over 30 or something. xD
Granted, but now you remember everything gross, sad, and gory.
I wish for puppy

granted, but it chews up all of your shoes
i wish i didn't have to see my orthodontist again
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
Wish granted, but all your teeth fall out, and all food you eat must first be blended to a pulp.
I wish my fran would call me backk. </3
I think you mean freind so, your "fran/friend" calls you back, but only to tell you that she isn't your "fran/friend" anymore.
I wish my brother would be more nicer and quit being an annoying brat.
granted, but now he's better than you at everything
i wish i had a tv in my room
Yes, my HA is male, but I assure you that I am not.
For the few of you who knew/saw me before, I was formerly cws2005pancakes
Granted but you only get commercials in foreign languages
I wish not to be so tired x_x
Granted, but now you can't ever sleep. x.x
I wish I could drive.. -.-
Granted, but then you drive into a tree and get your license suspended
I wish for cake!
.Chii You get your cake, but it's poisoned and you are in a coma for 3 years.
I wish i had a bunny!
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Granted! But it's a evil pink bunny and it takes over the world
I wish something would happen :/
Your wish is granted, but the thing that happens is you get lost in the desert with the most annoying person on the planet.
I wish I had $100 :D
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Granted, but it's Chuck Norris's and he roundhouse kicks your teeth out for stealing his money.
I wish for world peace
Granted, but half of the world is destroyed in the process ("Sometimes peace must be obtained by it's opposite")
I wish I had a pound of cheese!
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Granted, But it falls on your head and kills you.
I wish Wonderland was real
Granted, but everyone is on LSD and gets you addicted to it also.
I wish I had a pet ferret :D
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Granted, but it eats your face.
I wish for a Pembroke Welsh Corgi
Granted, but it gets rabies and bites you and also gives you rabies.
I wish i have 5000 CSC
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