Granted. Your Ipod shuffle disappears :3

I wish i didn't have to eat this salad :c

Granted, you have to chop it up, put it in a juicer, and DRINK IT I wish summer wouldnt end

Granted, but then several plant species become extinct because of severe climate changes. Given that this is an eternal summer and that the entire world would be engulfed in the sun, those countries at the equator first suffer drought then starvation, then complete death and the world begins the long process of desertification.

I wish I could use a sewing machine right now =n=

wish granted,but you soon relise it is a monster that kills and eats you.... i wish i had a demonic boy frend.

Wish granted, but he's abusive and only wants you for your soul and your tasty, tasty flesh.

I wish this costume would hurry up and be made D:

Granted, but it was made poorly and falls apart Xc

I wish I had a pet beaver.

granted, but it eats through the foundation of your house. so now you have no house.

i wish i was more efficient with my time

Granted, but you get bored. Oh no! D;

I wish I had a clean, swimmable, pool. xD

granted,but you soon relise that as soon as you get in....you are...not a good swimmer. i wish i was a vampire.

Granted, but now millions of fangirls get all over you and the haters try to poke you with a pitchfork.

I wish I had a hug

Granted but it's from a slimy lake monster that eats you. ):

I wish I could visit Japan.

granted, but while you're there, war is declared on Japan and so you're stuck in the country

i wish i could play saxophone

Granted, but you choke on your spit.

I wish the days didnt go by so fast during break

granted, but now the school year drags even more and break is shortened by three weeks

i wish i had a sharpie

Wish granted, but it's all dried out.:o OH NO!!!:(

I wish I could be on America's Got Tallent.:D

Granted, but you get booted off first thing. I wish I was in a good mood

Wish granted, but you trip over your on feet and that puts you in a bad mood again.

I wish I had winged shoes!

Granted, but you cant control them and fly into a jet engine.

I wish my wireless mouse wasnt broken

granted, but now it has a mind of its own

i wish the air conditioning was on

Granted but five minutes after it's on the air conditioner breaks.

I wish July would hurry and get here.