granted but you go blind and cant see your drawings I wish my wisdom tooth came in all ready, so it would stop causing me pain :(

granted, but they mess up your teeth so that you have to get braces

i wish my eye didn't hurt

granted but then your mouth starts to hurt I wish i had a car

granted, but it doesn't have seatbelts or airbags and has really bad brakes

i wish i wasn't hungry or thirsty

granted but then you become really tired I wish i didnt have summer homework

granted, but now you have twice as much homework during the weekends

i wish everyone (including me) was a better driver

granted but then pilots started to be horrible flyers, and crash into everything. I wish willy wonkas factory was real

Granted, but he turns you into an oompa loompa and you become a slave to his chocolate factory. o3o

I wish I didn't have just sugar cereal. Xp

granted, but now all your cereal tastes horrible

i wish i could play hockey

Granted, but you sprain your ankle so now you can't play.

I wish I wish I was a fish...

granted but you get eaten by a bigger fish :( I wish i could breath on land and in water

Granted, but you grow super ugly gills to breathe under water as well. D: And they're just....ugly. And stuff.

I wish my mom would come home soon so my friends can hang out.

granted but your friends can only stay for 15 min D: I wish my puppy would stop biting and barking

granted, but now he starts digging

i wish my guinea pig was more interesting

wish granted. but he's to interesting for you.

i wish life wasn't confusing.

granted, but now it's too simple

i wish life was more predictable

Granted, but now everything is always the exact same, everyday. :x

I wish I had an Ipod.

Granted but you drop it in a lake. I wish my ipod had music on it. 0-0

DAMN. I'll just use the last poster. xD

Granted, except your iPod no longer works. :c

I wish kids weren't loud. >8|

Granted, but now the world is silenced. D;

I wish I didn't have an ipod shuffle so I could pick what song I want. :o