granted, but the people overthrow you as ruler, and yes that is possible =P

I wish I had a pet penguin =D

granted, but the penguin eats all your food when you're sleeping, and also your money, mistaking it for food, thus you starve. ;o

I wish I could sing like Beyonce.

granted, but that means you have to live with him in antartica.

i wish i had pancakes.

granted, but you can't dance like beyonce so you loose fans

I wish i had some mad dancing skills =P

granted, but people get super jealous and form a hate group against you.

I wish my hips didn't lie, like Shakira.

granted, but then your legs lie

I wish carrie underwood wouldn't of messed up a perfectly good truck

Granted but instead she messed up a perfectly good SUV.

I wish it would rain.

granted, but its acid rain

I wish I had a pool

Granted, but it's filled with mud.

I wish I had a collection of CDs from my favorite band.

Granted, but they're all scratched up and brokeeennn D8< Bah.

I wish my cat would stop sleeping on my feet.

granted, but now it sleeps on your head

i wish i was more athletic

Granted, but while doing sports you broke your neck. ouch

I wish for summer vacation to last

Granted, but now all your free time is used to train.

I wish my family was rich X'D

Granted, but now you have everything and grow tired of life.

I wish I had a long summer vacation and I could do w/e I want

Granted, but you stayed in the sun too long and got roasted to death

I wish I was a dinosaur

Granted, but you're just the bones.

I wish for a taco

granted, but you're forced to live in a zoo

i wish i had a car

Granted, but it's a punchbug and every time you get in it some random stranger punches you. I wish for banana creme pie

Late.

Granted, but the creme is icky and old D;

I wish I could pass Visions on Rock Band 2 on Expert guitar e~O -twitchtwitch- It's making me insane.

Granted, but after you got passed it the game glitches and is ruined.

I wish for a time machine