Granted... you shall relive that special moment, but in 200% speed.

I wish for tea.

granted, but no milk or sugar and NO MUG.

i wish never to have to work ever.

granted, but all of your limbs are paralyzed.

I wish I was taller.

You do become taller! In fact, you get tall... really, REALLY tall. You become so large in stature, that you completely dwarf the Earth, killing everyone and everything, and completely obliterating human civilization.

I wish I had some Sunny D.

Granted, but you have too much, choke on your chug, and die with nobody around to help you. Oh top of that, it starts to rain. xD

I wish I was pretty (excited for response. xD)

Granted, but you are so pretty that everyone is always constantly chasing you down and surrounding you, and you suddenly figure out that you have claustrophobia from them so you spend most of your time wearing lots of hats. With big brims.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

-mai -dramatic nooooooo!-

Your wish is granted! You'll stop procrastinating... tomorrow.

I wish for world peace~

Your wish for world peace is granted! Everyone is now dead! So peaceful.

I wish I could talk to owls.

Granted, but it turns out all the owls are evil and won't let you sit at their lunch table.

I wish I had a fabulous and comfortable pair of jeans.

Granted, but they're the colour you hate the most.

I wish I was a famous movie star.

Granted, but you're so famous that you're constantly being followed by paparazzi and you have dangerous people stalking your every move.

I wish I was rich.

Granted! But you fall into your enormous, gold-plated swimming pool one day and drown. I wish I could speak all the languages in the world.

Granted, but you can only speak them all at once.

I wish I had perfect skin.

Granted, but it is green. I wish I had a professional camera c:

Granted but it's broken :O

I wish I had a job!

You get one! But as the world's most irritating kid's nanny. I wish I had money! Lots of it!

Granted, but it turns out it's all counterfeit.

I wish I could teleport~

Granted, but you teleport into my stomach and get digested. Slowly. Very slowly.

I wish I had some oil paints.

O A O !!!!! (hehe)

Granted, but they're made with Croton Oil so it eats through the canvas and also your skin :'c

granted, you never made a wish so you get nothing

i wish i wasn't so tired