Wish Granted; however, all the animal got loose, ran you over, and pooped on you. =..LOLOL I wish I can have some chicken pot pie.

Granted, but it's a factory-made frozen one, with half the taste and twice the unnecessary sodium of your mom's recipe.

I wish my skin was flawless.

Granted, but your nails can't get clean and you're forever cursed with split ends.

I wish my ships were canon.

(I also hope someone knows what that means.)

Granted, but then the romance severely derails the plotline (or even puts an end to it), and the series gets boring and/or ends.

I wish I could go to the beach today.

Granted, but there are sharks within 3 feet of you.

I wish I could marry Wentworth Miller. ❤️

Granted, but then he wants a divorce 24 hours later. I wish I could eat all the food and not gain any weight.

But you'll have to throw it all up! :( I wish I could just sit in a hammock somewhere and just read :)

Granted. Catch is, you're in the middle of a snowstorm and catch frostbite! I wish my birthday would come here quicker! I'm excited!

Granted! You fall into a coma and wake up for your 76th birthday. (I assume you're not already 76.) I wish for dinner to finish cooking already.

Granted. Enjoy your food poisoning from undercooked food. I wish I had more wishes.

Granted, but your genie commits suicide due to the unoriginality of your wish. I wish I made more money.

Granted but it all gets stolen by your close friends and loved ones. D:

I wish someone would serve food to me everyday. E:

Granted, but one day they serve you poison. I wish I had a car.

Granted but it doesn't work and will cost more to fix it up then its worth.

woops forgot to make a wish. I wish i had all the money in the world.

Granted, but you can't buy anything because everything shut down when they lost their funding.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but that's because a world war wiped everyone out. I wish for a billion dollars.

Granted, but you die right after you get it.

I wish for a penny.

Granted, but it drops from so high that it breaks open your skull (and kills you) I wish for a puppy.

granted, but it turns out to be a supernatural demon pup that grows very quickly to 7 feet tall and bites your head off.

I wish for owl treats ^_^ hungry..

Wish granted, but only after eating them do you realize that they have been recalled. Tonight's going to be fun.

I wish I had a labradoodle.