Granted, but other people grow jealous of you and your computer's strong bond, and destroy it.

I wish there was an animated musical version of Phantom of the Opera, though it wasn't watered down or childish.

Granted, but it'll be in Battle Royals style instead, never to be shown due to causing seizures in people

I wish for breakfast

Granted, but it's an egg omelet that expired six months before you were born. =l

I wish for a talking battering ram.

Granted, but it breaks its jaw on its first work day and would be rendered mute forever more after

I wish the day had an extra hour

Granted, but you spend that hour asleep.

I wish I could talk confidence into people.

Granted, but they turn into smartasses

I wish there was a life playlist

Granted, but the songs are all of past 90's boybands. -o-;

I wish I could find some decent horror metal.

(Not necessarily a bad thing, at first x3)

Granted, but the high-pitch squeal of DOOM renders you deaf in the first five seconds.

I wish so many people wouldn't be ill at work

Granted...They all go to your house to be ill. >=J

I wish for a timid hyena pup. =3

Granted but it turns out the pup is radio active and gives you cancer and you die a horrid death.

I wish I was supreme ruler of the world.

Granted but on the way to becoming the Ruler you end up killing off everyone in the world so now you are miserable and lonely.

I wish it was January already so Jenny would freakin move here

Granted, but the world you rule over is Disney.

: Granted, but it stays January for the rest of the year....due to some wish-granting paradox...

I wish my friends were online.

Granted, but it's an easy test, and since everyone passes effortlessly, you all are scheduled to take another one.

I wish America had cool robotic gadgets like those in Japan.

Granted, but Hollywood's magical influence gives them sentience and they go Terminator on everyone.

I wish I didn't have a nose just right now

Granted, but you became so good at math that all you can say or think about are numbers and no one can understand you.

I wish I owned all that was pretty and shiny in the world.

Granted, but you die when one of the treasure piles trembles and falls over just as you were passing by in a freakish accident.

I wish busses moved fast

Granted. Next time you get on the bus, it pulls so many G's your brains melt. Oh, and the person next to you gets motion sickness.

I wish a hot guy would come and give me a massage.

Granted, but he happens to be consisted of lava, so your skin effectively melts off.

I wish some folks wouldn't be so critical about nonsensical things

Wish granted. However, the smog causing the sky to be green is poisonous, and it kills the whole world.

I wish I had a good movie to watch.

Granted, unfortunately all your tires go flat as soon as you do. =[

I wish that I had gills.