granted, but it gave you explosive diharrea.

i wish my boyfriend, in the army, was in town more often.

granted but you break up.

i wish i could get the damn balloon game achievement

granted, but then they remove the achievement system.

i wish i had naturally straight hair.

Granted, but then it falls out

i wish i lived near my girlfriend

Granted, but then you would starve and die because you are poor and you sleep on the street opposite your girlfriend's house...

I wish I can dye my hair...

granted, but then your hair falls out.

i wish there was something on TV.

Granted, something really cool is on it but your TV crashes so...tough.

I wish I had a pet squirrel

Granted but then the fish kills you as revenge

I wish I can bake

Granted, but your baked goods are poisonous and can't be eaten.

I wish I could draw this picture right.

Granted, but then the picture combusts a second after you finished

I wish I can look into the future

granted, but you only get it for a second

i wish my leg would heal

Granted, but then you injure the other one.

I wish my laptop would get here.

granted but when it arrives it will be broken

I wish my friends weren't assholes

granted, but now your family are

i wish i could sleep all day

Granted, but you end up sleeping forever. (:

I wish I had a puppy that didn't attack cats..

Granted, but then it attacks you.

I wish more of my friends played Subeta.

Granted but then they turn into subeta-zombies and you never see them again D:.

I wish I had UNLIMITED monies. o-o

Granted, but then our monetary system falls apart and you're left with useless paper.

I wish i could get in shape faster.

wish granted. you eat so much food because of your money you explode i wish i could die right now ping me when you answer

granted, but you slowly deteriorate away after you get in shape because your body is unable to absorb nutrients

i wish my dvr worked