Granted but it only records cheesy sci-fi shows

I wish I had a demon

granted, but it decides to rebel against you and eat you

i wish i was old enough to vote

Granted, but there's no polling place for you to go.

I wish I had buzzsaw skates.

granted, but you hurt yourself while using them

i wish i could eat dinner now

Granted but you get food poisining and get sick over and over again. I wish I had a steamwork key stone mold

Granted, but then the price goes does from 24mil to only 500sp, making the wish you spent worthless.

I wish I could hurry up and move out of my house :I

Granted, but then you get arrested for stealing all that money.

I wish August would get here already.

Granted but you missed the best day of you life.

I wish I could pick the right school.

Granted, but the one on the left was much more suited to your preferred career choice.

I wish my internet service provider wasn't a sucky piece of crap.

Granted but you become so entranced by your computer that you forget to eat/sleep/communicate with the outside world and shrivel up.

I wish my laundry was already done.

granted, but then you drop it in the mud.

I wish i could move back to school already.

Granted, but every professor piles on tons of papers and projects...all due the first day of classes.

I wish I could take a day off from work.

Granted, but your wings fall apart, because they are so poorly made.

I wish I had a coffeehouse near where I live.

Granted, but then the coffeehouse only sells poison coffee so you can't have any i wish i was a vampire

granted, but then you're sparkly and homosexual. :3

i wish people don't try to start drama with me and my boyfriend.

Granted. People don't try to cause drama, but it happens anyway.

I wish my mom would let me go somewhere.

Granted, but on the condition she goes everywhere with you >:3

I wish I could read minds on command

grated your new power drives you mad as you hear everyones secrets ultill you finily parish!

i wish for nothing

Granted. But then some way, somehow, you wind up with EVERYTHING!

I wish I could meet the guys of Gundam Wing in real life.

granted but they come with clubs and kill you

i wish my enemy was dead