Granted, but only Big Bird can see him.

I wish I had some of these cool pokémon-themed items I happen to be seeing around here...

Granted, but people think you're a childish loser and avoid you like the plague.

I wish I didn't have to listen to all these boring motivational speeches.

granted, but now you lost all hearing. looks like you`ll never have to listen to anything again.

I wish my brother would act his age.

Granted, but now he's a lot less fun to be around.

I wish the one I care about had an active account here.

Wish granted, but they get too addicted and ignore you.

I wish I had my Ball jointed Doll I'm saving for right now.

Granted but...IT IS CURSED!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!! >:3

I wish I were more social than I actually am. :_(

Granted, but you spend all your time socializing with creepy weirdos, like me. >=b

I wish I could be of more help to those I care about.

Wish granted, but they turn into demons and kill you for stepping one step toward them.

I wish I had one million stuffed bunnies!!!

Granted, but they are then ripped apart by one million dogs.

I wish for my driver's license!

Granted, but it lists you as three times your age.

I wish I could burp an opera.

Wish granted, but you are shunned by society for your "gift" and die alone. ALL. ALONE.

I wish I could meet Akira Amano, the artist who created the manga series Reborn!

Granted, but they are rude and quite full of them self, so much so that you question still being a fan of their work.

I wish I could play the ocarina.

Granted, but only after moving to a town where playing the ocarina is illegal.

I wish that I had a cold soda.... Preferably sprite.

Wish granted, but that's the last Sprite on earth.

I wish I could skip school tomorrow.

granted, but tomorrow is "have a party in every class" day

i wish i understood poetry

granted, but then everybody thinks you're weird and you're shunned.

I wish I had 6billion sP

Wish granted but then you lost all your sP :c I wish i had a pet dog

Granted, but he has a fit of flaming hiccups every time after he finishes his meal.

I wish my eye sparkled like a forest of fireflies.

granted but your eyes pop out of your head like shooting stars

I wish I had a rabbit

Granted, but it finds its way out of the hutch and goes missing.

I wish I were in a jacuzzi with my friends. ^_^