so you and are related? Or are you just confusing the hell out of me?

...

Slides back into hiding.

but we longed YOU!! Isn’t that the important part?

: Glitter is the daughter of my Author and his mate Francine. She is a human, I am merely a wee creature of the woodlands and could never give birth to a human child. All my offspring are weasel-children

I wouldn’t ever confuse the hell out of you on purpose as far as I know. I always say ‘keep your mixups for baking cake’ except I can’t bake.

My relationship with my Author is that he is in charge of organizing my writings, arranging for editorializing, being my spokes-human, arranging with agents, taking Weldon and me to his house for barbecue and ale on the weekends, holidays, when I’m on holidays so that I can swim in his cement pond and eat cookies. Some people think that I am a figment of his imagination, but nothing could be further from the truth. Welly thinks the he is a figment of my imagination, but Welly is smoking his pipe right now and drinking whiskey, so what does he know.

So you see, it’s all simple and unconfuding as can be!

Congrats on the upcoming baby!

Quick wife, grab all the booze before they notice us!

Pokes pokes I am super busy working ten hour shifts 8:30am -7pm Monday -Thursday... Preparing for Avon Convention in Columbus OHio! I get to See Rascal Flats as VIP !:) and i hope to Mail Post cards from there to all the Happy mailers... If i can get stamps!:)

ahhh, I see, I see. :)

Clearly, I don't but that's alright, I'm easily confused as of late. LOL

, .... That sounds like a lot of work, but you get to see a really fun concert! I wish you all the best and I hope you can get some rest in before you go...so that you can PARTY! May I send you postal address so that I can get a post card from Ohio? I have never heard gotten a post cared from Columbus Ohio before. Do you need me to send you something for postage? I have two gingersnaps and a half a shot of whiskey left over from last night.

: Not to worry, there is nothing wrong with a little confusion now and then. If it becomes a chronic problem, take two ginger snaps with bourbon and call me in the morning.

A lot of the confusion stems from the notion that a little weasel-girl has an account on Subeta and is conversing with humans. Here are some FAQs that I have compiled over the last eight years that might clarify these confusions:

How are you able to play Subeta if you are a weasel? I use an iPad and I steal the internet from the local restaurant.

If you are a weasel why are you playing Subeta? You know those "American Schools" that they have in third world countries (like Bakersfield) where they teach English and "American Values" like shopping at Costco, driving while texting and how to order a triple mocha soy latte decaf frappachino with extra whipped cream to indigenous peoples like the 'preppers?' Well, Subeta is like that to me. Subeta is where I (a wee little innocent predator-like animal) go to learn all about human values, like kindness, honesty, creativity and how to dress like a princess, pirate or lady of the evening. I have made lots of friends, have a wonderful wardrobe and have no idea how to put clothes on my HA to make her look like anything else other then a vapid chubby slut.

What are you talking about, your HA is cute! Is that how you look in real life? I am a weasel. Weasels do not look like 20 year old pink humans with feet that look like they were clobbered with sledgehammers. When I role-play, I pretend that I look like my HA, complete with tail and ears, but the ears are all wrong on Subeta, they are all way too big. The tail is pretty, but it looks nothing like my real tail. My real tail has a black mark on it that looks like an arrow. Also, I have whiskers and fluff on my bewb-less chest.

So if you are playing Subeta to learn about humans, why don't you just walk down the street and talk to humans for real? Before I do what you suggested, let me finish answering your question because I was talking to you first. Besides, I am about a mile away from humans, I live in a forest. If a human was just outside I would be compelled to probably go bite it to see if it's intentions were good or evil. You can tell a lot about a human by how they taste. Mean people taste like poo.

Isn't stealing the internet from the local restaurant illegal? If the humans down at the restaurant didn't want me hitching a free ride on their Wi-Fi then they should have put a WEP password on it. Besides, I'm not really stealing it, they broadcast their Wi-Fi for all their customers, I just happen to be able to catch their signal from about a mile away. They would probably be more exercised about the electricity that I'm stealing to power my charger. I've had to run about a mile of drop cords that i've collected over the years in order to be able to play Subeta at home, rather then hanging out on their back porch at all hours of the day plugged into the one power outlet they have installed outside.

Did you steal those drop cords too? No! That would be wrong! My mate Weldon stole them for me.

You are a strange little creature, aren't you? I'm not human!

Are you sure? Eek- eek...squeek'n, eek eek squeaker. wiggles nose...swishes tail YEP, I'm pretty sure!

We can put it down in my dungeon area, none of them venture down there cus of the screams they hear. :)

I blame you ... I purchased a new design. Also I did get Sonatine to remove the train on that one item so it is now a swimsuit...but not sure how to fully name it. If I want to do that or call it body wear or something. IDK .

Sure you can PM me a Postal address.... I love having 3 day weekends... and i've only going to use less pto than previously though since i dont have to use it for saturday since i get them off now!:) first time too kinda enjoy weekend in awhile... Busy tho

You notice a Bloodred Devonti Elixir on the ground, but right when you bend down to pick it up, lizard minions come out of nowhere and scurry off with it!

Your trap springs and you spray like mad as the lizard minions escape. They will not get away this time! You place Bloodred Devonti Elixir into your inventory.

Thank you and you and Gerty can have all of the booze for now, but I'm getting it back next year!

I had no idea that was Glitter's name. It's still pretty :)

Thank you for the teas! I'll look into getting some of those, cause I really love tea but a lot of mine won't work anymore until after the baby is here.

Thank you :D

Oooh. The dungeon works for storage. Also what design? ALSO, yay for the trainless versions. I'd keep it similar, call it a negligee maybe?

We'll definitely share when you can drink again ;)

It'll be a great day for sure! Probably have to make that a celebration haha

Definitely let us know how things are going ❤️

Yea. I think the trainless version will be useful to helpful to people.

I will :) It's an experience and a different one at that!

Yeah, I think so ❤️

I believe it.

Mhmm. Not one that anyone can really be ready for lol.

How are you doing by the way? Still busy working?

Yeah, thankfully no school until August, but still working full time haha. Overall I'm alright xD

And yeah, definitely an entire world adjustment having that first kid xD

Woo! I may be going to school in the fall too, but I need to talk to the university people about it first.

Yup! I may not have time next year for awhile to be on subeta... ah well, it's understandable though.

Oooh, I hope it works out for you! Do you know what you want to study?

That will be completely understandable. I didn't do much over the last several months because I was so busy and tired.