Granted but now you don't bleed at all.

I wish I could cook.

Granted, but everything you cook tastes like ash and charcoal.

I wish it would snow more.

Granted. It snows so much that your house collapses under the weight of 300 lbs of snow. I wish the Beastie Boys weren't considered rock.

Wish granted, now she simply burps all the time. I wish for this guy to ask me out.

Granted but he stands you up. D:

I wish I could find my book.

Granted, but you find it under a smelly fat guy. I wish the economy would recover. P.S. I would LOVE for the Beasite Boys to be illegal. So, you never really ruined my wish.

granted, but youtube glitches and deletes your account and won't let you make another one. i wish i had my new phone already

Granted, but now you live inside a giant, and I mean giant, jar of peanut butter, that is sealed tight.

I wish I could actually find wearables that match the Army Jacket.

Granted, but they cost 2375293572093842 sp each. :/ i wish i had some sushi!

Granted, but I steal it and go buy some more sushi ^^ i wish one of the new winter coats

Granted, but it turns out your wings are made of wax, so you fly too close to the sun and they melt. You fall to the ground and die. Lol Icarus. I wish my house had a fully-functional music studio built-in.

Wish granted but stuctures a wrong and house colappses and studio for music goes withit and ure in itso u die

I wish i was magical

Granted, but you aren't really "Harry Potter Magical" you are more like "Edward Cullen sparkle magic"...

I wish I could get a girlfriend already! DX

Granted, but she eats your soul.

I wish I wasn't so annoying.

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Granted, but now everyone else around you is twice as annoying as you were before!

I wish that I was allowed to drive my new car!

Granted but then u crashed and drove off a cliff and landed in water and drowned

i wish i had a chihuahua

Granted, but then the dog doesn't like you.

I wish that I could find some cute toys for my pets.

Granted, but then they only played with the toys and never paid any attention to you.

I wish I had enough CSC to buy everything I wanted on Subeta. :P

Granted, but it turns out that Subeta shut down the next day and you were forced to join Neopets. >D

I wish that I could be the PRIME MINISTER of the United States.

Granted but all ure purchases failed and subeta couldent fix it Granted but then u get assassinated

I wish i could turn into a Wolf