Granted, but they go so fast that you have no time to eat and you die. ...I don't think that made any sense.

I wish I had a PS3.

Granted, but then it gets stolen.

I wish i had more gummi bears

granted, but then it tempts someone to rob your house.

i wish it wasn't cold out.

- Granted, but the gummy bears are cannibals and you watch them start eating each other.

- Granted, but then it became so warm that Global Warming flooded the continents.

I wish I never had to sleep. :P

:P

Granted, but then you get bored with all your extra time.

I wish there was another day of weekend ness

Granted, but then then time froze and you were stuck doing the same things you did the first time the first day forever.

I wish I never got stressed out. :P

Arggh late.

Granted, but you also eliminate positive stress. So... idk. You die of mysterious causes.

your wish would be granted... if you had one!

I wish I loved my job like I used to *sigh...

Granted, but now you live in Antarctica. There's no "winter" because its ALWAYS cold. Mwahahaha! I wish I got everything on my Subeta Wishlist without hacking.

. Granted! You get into the Olympics (lol do the have crocheting?)! But you are suspected of cheating so you are kicked out and put in jail! I wish didn't expect my girlfriend to fill out forms in triplicate.

Granted! But then it snows so much that your house collapses under the weight of twenty feet of snow

Hmm.. no wish. Your wish will never be granted because you did not make one. xD

I wish that I had more time to study.

Granted! You've been expelled from every educational institution in the modern world, so you have all the time you need to do whatever you want!

I wish I had a penguin. Like, right now.

Granted! But it contracts rabies and begins to attack!

I wish my family didn't fight

No wish! You die of magic wishing withdrawal.

I wish my friends would quit ignoring me.

GRANTED! Except they become ridiculously clingy and obsessed, and you wake up each morning to them sniffing your shampoo bottles and stealing your used tissues. Yeah.

I wish I knew how to code for profiles!

[sub] Granted, but then Subeta changes the coding styles.

I wish I were physically thin. [/sub]

Granted, but you're only a skeleton.

I wish I'd make some progress with my term paper.

Granted, but my definition of progress is covered in banana pudding, so....Yummy term paper?

I wish that someone would build me an indestructible walrus statue out of legos.

[sub] Granted, but the builders ran out of legos so the walrus is incomplete.

I wish I were shorter.[/sub]