Granted but than millions of otakus attack you and crush you whilst doing so I wish I had a talking wolf friend that would always be my firend that coulnt catch disease or attack and kill anyone :)

Granted, but he gets attacked and gets so angry he starts attacking.

I wish I had superpowers

granted but you end up having sucky superpowers and are pronounced the worst superhero eva!

i wiish i had wings

Granted, but they are so tiny that you can't use them.

I wish homework hadn't been invented.

granted but the clothes end up being to small .......then the whole world blows up out of know where @ , wish granted but the kids end up being retarded in the head and die from small brains! :O

i wish i were pretty on subeta ...........

Granted, but it costs you all your subeta points, and you still need to feed your pets, and it's going to take a lot of posts to replenish your money.

I wish my mom had less to worry about right now.

Granted, but she has more to worry about after this moment had past.

I wish my enemies would never win.

granted, but you become the enemy of others and the whole world gains up on you and kills you

i wish i could eat everything in the world and never get fat or become bloated so bad i blow up @

Granted. But because you ate everything, there is nothing left.

I wish I could be a Manga artist (or a better one)

granted,but you were sooooo good that you got fired and the whole world hated you for being to good and killed you in your sleep XP

i wish i were soooo popular and never ended up unpopular

Granted but all ure old friends r so unpopular they dont hang out with u anymore x(

i wish i was rich

Granted but it's counterfeit and you get arrested.

I wish I could sing well.

Granted, but you sing so well that you get stolen by Hollywood agents who then steal all the money from your fame and leave you washed up falling out of cars at 2am after z-lister partys.

I wish for some snow nao plz :3

granted but your lost your voice and could never sing again >:P

i wish i could fly

Granted but u crash and fallout of the sky and catch on fire and die

I wish i can talk to animals

granted but you end up saying the wrong stuff to the animals and they tackle you and you die an hour later :P

i wish i were unmortal

Granted but the animals don't like what you're saying and eat you

I wish I was at a boarding school

.............granted ,but it was so boring you blew up XD

i wish i were imortal

Granted but scientists find u and kill u and experiment on u I wish i was indestuctable

Granted, but it turns out that the headmaster is actually brainwashing all the pupils into being evil and when he discovers his powers are useless against you he locks you in the dungeons.

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LAAAATE!

Granted, but since your wish has no substance other than not being destroyed it is impossible to destroy it, as it has no actual being to destroy. Thus, it ceases to exist, causing a hole in the time-space continuum and the end if life, the universe and everything.

I repeat : I want snow dammit >:(