Granted, but your calculus homework isn't...and it's due first thing in the morning! D:

I wish could go to sleep, so I'd be functional in class and at my social events tomorrow.

granted, but you have a nightmare that involves creepy clowns and evil unicorns that causes you to oversleep and be late for class.

I wish I could sleep, too.

granted but you get taken down due to anarchy

i wish thanksgiving break came sooner.

granted, but it's only for one day i wish i didnt have to go to school today

Granted, but you have to make up that missed day with two consecutive weekends.

I wish people would start replying to my messages.

granted, but their replies are all rude and ignorant. i wish my phone would ring.

granted but there is no one on the line i wish my cake baked itself.

Granted but, the cake ends up being poisonous.

I wish I could go bungee jumping.

Granted, but then the cord snaps and you fall to your doom!

I wish my mom was less annoying!

Granted, but then she sells you to a Moroccan slave trader who has bad breath.

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted,but its a million monopoly dollars.

I wish for a wish that couldn't be wished.

Granted, but because you can't wish it, there's no wish to wish.

I wish the word 'wish' didn't start sounding so weird when repeated too much.

Granted, but The word 'wish' is no long in excistence and this whole thread is a lie.

Therefore I hope I can move to Russia.

Granted, but you're forced to live in a cardboard box in the woods and you freeze to death.

I wish (hope?) that the Heavy Weapons guy didn't punch all my blood out.

Granted, but then you explode by him using a nuclear bomb!

I wish for the moon to be made out of cheese!

granted, but then alien mice come and eat it

I wish I had a dartboard

Granted, but it soon spoils (further!) and begins to stink.

I wish for a nice cup of coffee.

Granted. but then the monkeys dump it on your head!

I wish it was impossible for posts to be skipped.

granted, but then people purposely ignore yours

i still wish i had a dartboard

Granted, but then your neighbor kills you with the darts while you sleep!

I wish for........ a UNICORN!