Granted, but it stabs you with its horn.

I wish I had a tamed dragon.

Granted. But it barbeques your house.

I wish for blue eyes.

Granted, but they're only blue when you close your eyes.

I wish my headache was gone.

Granted, but now the rest of your body aches

I wish the Luvpanda on my head was real, so I could hug it. =3

Granted, But Pandas Are Not To Friendly So It Mauls You To Death

I Wish For Nothing...

Granted, but when you go to hug it, it strangles you i wish i had a real life Pikachu

Granted, but it becomes giant and kills everyone with it's loud "pika"

I wish for a tickle monster.

Granted, but it tickles you to death i wish i had some cookies that weren't poison or explosive

Granted, but there were eyeballs in them.

I wish I had a bag of fairies.

Granted, but when you open the bag all the fairies fly out and you lose them i wish for an unlimited supply of candy canes (yum)

Granted. But the candy canes taste like dog food.

I wish for musical talent

Granted, but the only musical talent you have is back up singing i wish for my ipod to start working again

Wish granted, but the only songs on your iPod are from Miley Cyrus.

I wish for a pet owl. c:

Wish granted, but it turns out the owl is highly aggressive and can't stand humans. I wish I was tall.

Granted, but it turns on you and pecks your eyes out o.o i wish i could get more sleep

Wish granted, but you never wake up..

I wish I could get good zaps from the pet zappers :(....

Granted, but the zapper suddenly zaps you instead and turns you into something nasty while Euclid pushes you out the door.

I wish I could find some snazzy boots. :s

Granted, but then they melt and you have burns all over your hands for the rest of eternity.

I wish by back didn't hurt.

Granted, but then every other part of your body starts to hurt.

I wish I could meet every celebrity I'm obsessed with.

Granted, but then everything else hurt I wish it was Saturday now