Granted, but then a tiny earthquake occurs while you start to play Assasin's Creed on the Xbox 360 and the Xbox breaks, scratches both games (some how), and Xbox service center is down due to the massive influx of red rings of death.

I wish my nose wasn't so stopped up all the time. XP

Granted... But I'm afraid you lost your nose during surgery.

I wish my feet weren't so cold...

Granted, but then you marry someone...I know that's not that bad, but it's a joke off of cold feet. Get it? hahah... shoots self out of ridiculousness But really, you end up re-nameing your username WarmChild.

.........I wish my jokes were funnnier.

Granted, but your jokes were so funny it made people who listened to them drop dead from laughing too much.

I wish school was closed for two weeks.

Granted, but the school was closed because a small section burned down, destroying any papers of you being in the grade you are in and you have to start the year over.

i wish i could get something for my friend's birthday today

Granted. But since your rare you are hunted down and turned into a stuff statue.

I wish my cell phone worked

Granted, but now some stalker won't stop calling you.

I wish I didn't have school today.

grabted, everyone has swine flu and dies from it inclouding you and everyone in you school.

I wish I had swine flu!:P

Granted, but all your friends catch it from you and die

your invisible wish has been granted. nothing has happened, but nothing will happen either.

i wish i had a group of evil minions, following my every word.

(...lol wow. not seriously.)

granted, but then they turn on you and go find someone else to follow.

i wish i could wear my cozy pajama pants to school :3

Granted. But then they are suddenly so loose that they fall and everyone sees your underwear. Even your crush!

I wish people would buy my profiles!

Granted, but turns out there is a Subeta glitch and everyone gets one of your profiles for free.

i wish it would stop raining

Granted. but then hale falls from the sky instead...

I wish for my knee to stop hurting, so I won't have to get surgery!

Granted, but then you fall and break your leg and have to have surgery anyway i wish i could have an unlimited supply of bk chicken fries

Wish granted, except the chicken fries were made sometime in 2004. Ew.

I wish someone would do the laundry for me.

Granted, but they mess up and now your clothes are all ruined

Granted. But then they forget to come do it and you have no clean clothes!

I wish people (including me) couldn't be paranoid unless they had evidence!

Granted, but now that there is evidence you become clinically insane with worry i wish i had some starbucks coffee :]

Granted. But the guy that made it spat his chew in it.

I wish my space bar worked