Granted, but worldwide obesity occurs.

I wish I didn't have to go back to school on the 7th. :/

Granted, but as a result you do not get a degree and therefore are doomed to a life of working for 5 bucks an hour, for they abolish the minimum wage, and then you end up married to a guy named BD and that isn't initials and have 15.3 kids and 4 dogs, all with lice and wishing you had stayed in school.

I wish I could give the world a coke

Firstly, it interests me how much thought you put into that. lol. Secondly, granted, but it's flat and no one likes it. Then everyone gets mad at you for giving them a flat Coke.

I wish my friend would come over tonight and pay attention to me!

Granted, but they don't get there until 3 in the morning when you're asleep and they refuse to leave you alone.

I wish I could have free taco bell burritos any time I wanted for the rest of my life.

Granted. But you have to read "Dipper goes to Taco Bell" every time you eat burritos.

I wish I wasn't so dumb about everything.

Oh gosh.

Granted, but the only thing you're not dumb at is figure skating.

I wish I had cooler clothes.

Had to do it. Hhh--

Granted. But the clothes are too small for you to fit.

I wish I know the reason why I let my HA wear such clothing.

Granted, but now every time you try to change clothes, your browser crashes.

I wish I had a pet dinosaur.

Granted. But it accidentally stepped on you.

I wish I wasn't frail.

Granted, but now you're made of solid steel and can't move.

I wish I could control birds with my mind.

Granted. But only the flightless ones.

I wish I know how to speak French.

Granted, but you can only speak it backwards.

I wish I could never drown.

Granted, but you've been turned into a rock. I wish I had wings.

Wish granted, but they're tiny little naked bird wings and you can't fly, also people call you a freak.

I wish I had a million dollar.

Granted, but they're sand dollars.

I wish I had the powers of superman.

Granted, but they're so weak they're useless.

I wish I could eat more pizza.

Granted but the only pizza available world wide is vegan as all other pizza has been made illegal under penalty of death. By angry weasels.

I wish I lived in Equestria as Pinkie Pie.

Granted, but I am the actual Pinkie Pie and you are a clone so we have to get rid of you or i'm doomed.

I wish I was the very best, like no one ever was.

Granted, but you're not allowed owning any pokemon.

I wish i had all the oreos in the world

granted but you may have NO MILK hahahhaha

i wish to relive that moment in time!!!!