: Granted, but you have to start out as a baby. You know, relearn all the boring stuff.

I wish I wasn't in so much debt.

Granted, but you're a hobo. :D

I wish that bacon was healthy.

Granted, but now you hate bacon.

I wish my throat didn't hurt.

Granted, but now the rest of your body hurts.

I wish I was a Hobbit.

Granted, but you only have 24 hours to live.

I wish for the ability to grant anybody happiness.

Granted, but you yourself are eternally sad.

I wish I had a car. :/

Granted! But it has no doors, seats, wheels, or engine.

Thou hast no wish?

I wish I wasn't sick. Ever.

Hahaha, I forgot to make a wish. x___x

Wish granted. But you're always tired instead.

I wish I had unlimited money.

Your wish has been granted. When trying to purchase something you desperately need, you realize that no matter how hard you try, you cannot give up nor spend your money.

I wish I could meet my idol.

Granted but they have you arrested for being creepy

I wish for a cup of ice :c

Wish granted, but... we're magically hurtled back to the stone ages and you find yourself face to face with a particularly angry saber-toothed tiger.

I wish I had a sandwich, man.

Granted, but the bread is so moldy it's purple.

I wish I had straight teeth.

WHY COULDNT I JUST HAVE ICE. D;

granted, but they're rotten.

No wish... :c

I wish I felt less like death.

You feel less like death, because you are dead, so you feel nothing.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

You're now a twitchy little squirrel.

I wish I was a Jedi.

Granted, but you're ugly. What now.

I wish I wasn't sick -_-

Wouldn't be much of a change if I was ugly, actually. ohwaityouhadawish Granted, but now you're dead.

I wish I didn't have crappy professors.

Granted, but they all speak in a foreign language.

I wish I had some yams. T_T