Granted, you are insufferably hyper. Forever. I wish I had a llama c:

Granted, but it ends up killing people like Carl (Llamas with Hats)

I wish I had a bajilion dollars.

You got it! You die the next day. c: I wish I had a pizza!

Granted, but it was from Papa Johns and gave you food poisoning.

I wish I wasn't afraid of heights

You aren't anymore! However you move to a small island and never reach heights again. I wish I had purple eyes c:

granted, but soon you find yourself afraid of being on the ground i wish i had food right now

whoop! granted, but you died from isolation since everyone shunned you i wish the snow would go away!

It does.. everywhere. Antartica melts and the world floods. c: I wish for, er, nail polish?

granted, but the nail polish is all dried up i wish for cupcakes! C:

You get cupcakes.. poison cupcakes.. /drumroll I wish for dramatic music wherever I go.

granted, but it is not the type of music you wanted i wish for rum : D

Granted, but it's really red rum and now you're dead. I wish I could find a good scary movie to watch.

Granted, but it turns out it's cursed and you die a horrible death.

I wish that I was the hero of a story!

granted, but you turn into the villian

i wish i had a laptop

Granted, but a Pterodactyl flies over and drops a giant steaming poop mound on it. And it starts to rain. I I wish my dog would stop farting.

granted, but then your dog explodes

i wish this day would be over lol

And it is. The next day is worse c: I wish for candy floss!

oh no! the candy floss is a lie! it tastes like mint i wish to be the worlds richest person : D

You can be the richest person! Your money is locked by a 194-digit password. Good luck. I wish for more time c:

granted, but you soon lose track of time and waste it

i wish everyday was a holiday : D

Granted, but you run out of money.. fast.. I wish I was slim c: