Granted, but your boyfriend turns out to be gay.

I wish I did not need sleep.

wish granted but your eyes flew away

I wish I could turn into a bat

Granted! But your head will remain a bat head even when in human form...

I wish I had a pet t-rex!

(sounds good to me :3 lol)

granted but when it poops its really stinky

I wish a had a big piece of cake

Granted! But it tastes as bad as my t-rex's poop smells... (A permanent bat head would be pretty awesome. It'd be all tiny on your human shoulders. xP)

I wish I could swim like a fish!

granted but a fisherman thinks your a real fish and they catch you and eat you

I wish people would know that my HA is bigwig from watership down

(sorry im posting so much :3)

Granted! But then you would turn into Bigwig in real life...

I wish I had my own motorcycle!

(I don't mind! :P)

. that would be epic except I dont want to be a dude D:

granted but its a stuffed one

(k im finished posting I will give someone else a chance XD)

...no wish? Good for me! I wish for eternal glory!

granted but it's glory for roachs

oops sorry lol

I wish I had 5 heads

Granted, but the government kidnaps you and you have to live your life in a lab being tested on :c

I wish I was a pokemon master

Granted, but your team consists entirely of Rattata.

I wish my heartburn would go away.

granted but now your head burns

I wish I could find my psp

granted, but it's split in half

I wish i could go to New York

Sure, I'll grant that, but watch out for the freak blizzard blanketing the entire northeast!

I wish my homework would do itself. XD

Granted, but all of the answers are random.

I wish I could wake up. -yawns-

Granted, but you can never go back to sleep now. I wish to take over the universe.

Granted, but you have to mark every inch of your territory. Good luck. : P

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted, but it's four months old. I wish I've already seen Skyfall.

Granted, but it will have been the last movie you could ever watch!

I wish I had some sushi.