granted but the new cereal lacerates your throat

You forgot your wish. =u

I wish people would stop using me.

People stop using you but they start ignoring you instead.

I wish I wasn't allergic to anything.

Granted, but you have no immune function whatsoever and have to live out the rest of your natural life in a plastic bubble and you're in and out of the hospital all the time.

I wish I lived on a private island with my boyfriend.

wish granted, but your island is a moving monster that eats you both.

I wish I was older.

Wish granted. But you've now become so old your bones begin to brittle and you crumble away.

I wish I had a car.

Good, my fiance loves car-projects.

Granted, but you now have disgusting puss-filled boils covering your body.

EDIT: I wish for bubblegum.

Ohcrap,you didn't make a wish.

I wish I could be a magical girl.

Edited it, thanks for noticing xD

Granted, but for every spell you cast, you lose a limb.

Granted for bubblegum,but it always will make your face full of acne.

I wish for a Death Note.

Wish granted, but your name is written in the Notebook and you are only given a week to live.

I wish for a personal chiropractor.

Granted, but fat cells in your brain go away with it, leaving you unable to function.

I wish I could draw like .

Granted, but you can only draw hobo's socks.

I wish I had a million stickers.

edit:

You skipped me, this is saddening :(

Granted, but it cooks too fast, catches fire, and burns your entire house down, leaving you and a cake pan as the only survivors.

I wish my RP website would load again.

Wish granted, but you become so obese that you have to roll everywhere.

I wish I could be with my boyfriend right now.

Wish granted, but your boyfriend turns into a giant spider and eats you.

I wish my computer would never disconnect from the internet