Aw. D;

Granted, now you don't have a job. >u>

I wish I could do perfect imitations of all my favorite characters.

(the job you granted me sounds fun^^) Granted but now you can't do your own voice, and talk like characters all the time.

I wish my grandfather's parrot would shut up.

Wish Granted, but the sound of the parrot plays over and over in your head :P

I wish could be invisible -.0

Sure, you can be invisible, but you couldn't ever turn back. An enternity of people ignoring you and bumping into you in the street, ugh!

I wish I had a big, big house.

Wish granted, but being way too big, you lock the door behind you and can't find the right key, out of the 1000's you have :)

I wish I had massive bowl of Ice-Cream.

Granted, but then it melted, and now you're covered and sticky. :/

I wish I could fly.

- Wish granted but while flying you enter the engine of an aeroplane and you get chopped up.

I wish I could have a Giant marshmallow to lie on - :)

Granted, but a massive army of soldier ants comes by, devouring the marshmallow and you, in seconds.

I wish I had a magic device that would give me any food I wanted, at the push of a button.

The wish is granted but the food is spoiled.

I wish I had a vanilla milkshake.

Granted, but the guy who made it left a little something extra.... o-o

I wish I felt better today.

Wish Granted... ... But you have a tumor.

I wish Ron would ask me out again.

Granted but Herimone finds out and casts a hex on you both. xB

I wish for a new video game.

Granted. It's Azurik, Rise of Perathia. (Cool graphics and great-but-poorly-executed gameplay concept.)

I wish I were rich.

Granted, you're rich in calcium! =D

I wish that tonight's sushi won't be gross. D;

Granted, but its the sushi flavor you don't like.

I wish I could sing good.

Granted, but you sing for so long that you strain a vocal cord and are unable to speak for a week.

I wish I was more sure of things.

granted but you are so sure of everything that you're not sure if you're really sure

i wish every day would be as nice as today

Granted, though today and every following day is nice, it's never spectacular. And it soon becomes mundane and a bit depressing for you.

I wish Subeta would make (more) mlp themed items.

granted but you do not like the items they make

i wish i could go on a vacation

Granted but it's to a tropical place where you contract Ebola.

I wish we had cereal that doesn't lacerate the roof of my mouth :/