Granted, but it's a glitch and you lose it.

I wish for a fish

I wish I was a dinosaur that could not die, feel pain or have any negativity in my life.

Granted, you will get your fish served in a frying pan.

Damn!

Granted, but it turns belly up in a few hours.

I wish I had an iPod touch

(my last 'destroy wish' for now XD)

Granted, but you divide by zero and destroy the universe.

Granted, but it's a fake and breaks after you touch it.

I wish for a wish

Granted, but it backfires on you and becomes something you don't really want.

I wish to go unnoticed.

.CHII Wish granted, but the wish back fires on you and nothing happens xp

I wish it were eleven pm already!

granted, but it's eleven pm of the next day!

I wish for pie

Granted but I THREW IT IN YO FACE xD

I wish for an extended summer vacation, at least a month.

granted, but next year you have to stay in school one extra month.

I wish there were no bad smells xP

Aww

Granted, but now the good smells arent special. I wish for cookies

Granted, but they're burnt and taste horrible.

I wish for duck tape

Granted but it's generic. I wish for puppies

Granted, but then they bite your face.

I wish for a monkey

Granted, but throws poo at you I wish when I blew bubbles the gum wouldnt stick to my face

Granted, but then it sticks to everything but your face.

I wish it was dinner time

Granted but you get no food. I wish it was 10

Granted but it's 10 in the morning

I wish I could go to legoland xD

Granted but someone rips your head off I wish for banana creme pie

Granted, but then a clown goes out of nowhere and smashes it into your face.

I wish to go to disneyland

Granted but Mickey kidnaps you and your family.

I wish for a cookie cake.